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Yo

So I've been at my job for a few weeks now, but it seems each building site I visit something a bit nuts happens...

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I was standing under this ceiling only a few minutes before it collapsed. A labourer was slightly bruised & it almost hit another project manager. They were putting up that steel girder support stuff when it all gave way.

So that was one site, then today I had my first visit to another site, I walked out my office & saw this...

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I don't think it's meant to do that eek:

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The driver was going up a slope & the whole thing toppled over.

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My head looks quite bit, might be a weird angle or maybe I'm a secret smeghead?

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We had to dig the bish out & then left her up with chains from the big digga.

I'm loving my job so far though, sure beats that bs number crunching bs at VISA! I wonder if I'm jinxing the sites though? ed:

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git

What CSCS cards you got fluff?

None at all, I'm one of those graduate trainee type chaps, hoping to get into the project management part of things. Driving the big digger things looks fun though, I could & do watch that stuff all day rock:

n00b.


how much you get paid fluff? bet i get paid more the_finger:

None-ya-gadam-business................

£21k thats $42k per annum, but then prices in dear Blighty are ridiculous & average grad salary in London is supposably £23k/$46. My flat rent will be $1100 a month too which is pretty harsh for first time renting oOo:

I didn't think you had a job stat you unemployed, fat-slag! What do ya do?

work for a marketing company. though that will only last about 3 weeks more as im back off to uni, but shhh they dont know that!

and use goddamn £ you brickey, let the gooks work it out for themselves in dollards

Kind of seems like incompetent workers more then anything.

worksong for Fluffence and crew, putting a piano into a house:

Right Said Fred (Have a Cup of Tea)

Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Right said Fred, give a shout to Charlie, up comes Charlie from the floor below
After straining, heaving and complaining, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Charlie had a think and he thought we ought, to take off all the handles
And the things that hold the candles - but it did no good (well I never thought it would!)

Right said Fred, have to take the feet off, to get them feet off wouldn't take a mo...
Took its feet off, even with the seat off, should have got us somewhere, but no!
So Fred said let's have another cup of tea, and we said "right-oh!"

Right said Fred, have to take the door off, need more space to shift the so-and-so
Had bad twinges, taking off the hinges, and it got us nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Right said Fred, have to take the wall down, that there wall is gonna have to go
Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

Charlie had a think and and he said look Fred, I've got a sort of feeling
If we remove the ceiling, With a rope or two we can drop the blighter through...

Right said Fred, climbing up a ladder, with his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble, landed on the top of his dome
So Charlie and me had another cup of tea
And then we, went home!

you were drunk

its pretty easy to multiply by 2 the_finger:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5d3c9]its pretty easy to multiply by 2 the_finger:[/quote:5d3c9]
* 2.0158 to be exact

I think I'd rather be dividing by 2.

PS FLUFFY IS A CHAV

dude you party every fucking day and dont know shit about construction. Of course shit is gonna collapse with you working on it.

LOL

ps I hate chavs.

I just picture Homer Simpson in that "tomacco" episode where the tractor keep flipping over on him for no apparent reason. happy:

42K a year isn't too bad

Aye, thats why they are training me... Though I'm still trying to figure out how they decide to take me as I studied history! rolleyes: (buttsehx with director)

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":7094f]Aye, thats why they are training me... Though I'm still trying to figure out how they decide to take me as I studied history! rolleyes: (buttsehx with director)[/quote:7094f]

I was just about to ask the same question..interesting that they chose a history major for that type of work.

they jsut needed someone with a degree and who showed they could work(even if to bull shit them) hard enough to get the job done.

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That chap with the white hat n monocle is me & ma slag

Dude, doesn't he live the life?

All us old fuckers are living through Bunneh.....go bang another chick and fuck up another structure.