**12/04 UPDATE ** Announcement in 2 weeks
 

That's right faggots, Uncle Arkan has an announcement that he'll be making in 2 weeks.

Care to guess?....post here your warped ideas and check back for an update.

something about that car project you had going?

has to do with car, women, or guns?

Joined the Navy?

The truth... He doesnt enjoy ass as much as previously mentioned.

or another lil' arkan

Arkan's annual Christmas gift thread?

aids test and the results get mailed in 2weeks

in other words he found the other hole

this thread is such a tease.

could he be moving like he mentioned before?

you got Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant

That I am your favourite member of thsi forum.

Dec 22nd Is Coming!!

C'mon nigs......don't shit out on me just yet. Keep those guesses coming.

Milla NYC Date?

Arkan's annual christmas gift thread?

Comin' out of the closet? (aka. Joined te Navy)

He's coming to England to chase fat slags with Fluff!

Nothing is more exciting and fun than thinking of what this announcement will be.

Nothing moves the blob.

You've planned a Find Judas around the world tour and are inviting us all on the trip.........leaving no stone unturned!

Or

You're donating your car to me...

duke nukem forever?

How in the hell did you know ?? :eek:

Heavy Weight bout against Chuck Norris?

ive had a throbbing boner for three days, it only made sense.

http://jesusburger.net/upload/nedarkan.jpg

tell us already you bastard!

converting to orthodox jew

:confused:

sweet.

Never date girls with dragon tatoos

Has it been 2 weeks?

it was 2 weeks on Sunday.

fuckin cocktease

Ok fellas.....time is here for me to introduce you to Danielle













































http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/817/danielleal5.jpg
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9...nielle2um8.jpg

Well, the 2 1/2 year wait is finally over!! She came today. Took her out, filled her up, and put 7 miles on her. Ahhhhhh, she's a beauty !!

Sorry if it wasn't the cure for cancer you were hoping for. It was fun to see the responses.....some really had me laughing.

nice!

ding ding ding

First reply to the thread and it was correct :goodjob::cool:

Im still waiting for the pics of ya in the new Navy uniform.

Man, that thing is a work of art.

I demand burnout pics ASAP