Hit and run...then trip.
 

Let me start this off by saying I'm not a violent man. I never go around looking for fights or starting them or anything of the sort. Now with that disclaimer, on to the story.

We were at this sort of party / charity event at a roller rink. Real scene kid like, but was basically dragged there so whatever. Anywho at about 2 am everyone had a good amount to drink and things were getting testy. Thus a douche bag approaches. Apparently this guy, who's like 22 or 23, was sneaking underage girls booze in order to get em fucked and then fuck em. Well he tried it with my friends girlfriends sister and everyone had enough. We told the kid to just go away and not bother us or the girls anymore. Finally the staff at the rink saw this and escorted the kid away. About 20 minutes later, the kid comes back, this time with a friend. The friend was about 5'10 or so and about 150. Real skinny lil' fucker. The kid comes back is jawing away saying he's not going anywhere. Finally I step in and seperate my friend and the 2 douche bags. Well douche bag #2 didn't like this, so the little fucker runs up to me, punches me in the face then runs away. In true form, the douche trips and falls. I see this, realized I just got punched by some ninja or some shit throw down my beer, run at the kid jump on his ribs and proceed to lay into him with my right fist. I landed about 10-15 blows on his face and head till 4 of his friends try to jump me. By now, all hell has broken loose. My friends see this run on the 4 kids and a brawl of brawls starts. One kid, some Spanish looking gangster kid, see's the 4 kids try to jump me and starts taking out these kids by himself. I grab one fucker and starting working his kidneys to the point that his legs go out from underneath him and he goes down. After this, the staff runs outside and someone had called the cops. In true Dukes of Hazzard form, I jump into the window of my friends car, get our other drunk friend and tear ass out. In the end, we ended up taking out about 15 kids , just the five of us. Also, heard through the grapevine, I broke the kids nose that I laid into.

I must say that even though I don't get in fights that much, violence is fucking addicting. I forgot the rush it feels to just lay into some kid with your fist.

As a responsible adult I must say "Bad Boy, don't do this again":popcorn:

As a fellow spic, i congratulate that spic kid in the story.

Haha..I got sniped in the face a few weeks back. Guys only fight about three things. 1. Money. 2. Girls. 3. Drugs. I got sucker punched because a girl loves me...and her boyfriend didnt like that. All was well though, it didnt hurt at all and I didnt fight back...I couldnt get in ANY trouble this past semester. It is funny now seeing the look of FRIGHT on this kids face when my friends stare him down...I dont care anymore it happened, but my friends (who are all pretty jacked etc) like messing with him. Im proud of you bud!

Maybe in America - when I was 17 I got into a similar adrenaline fuelled brawl with 4 older guys and that was just because I jokingly "repped" my school outside a party and one of them took it the wrong way - Like Butters, We also did a speedy car escape, and found out later two of the fuckers ended up in hospital with a broken wrist and the other with a broken jaw wired shut.

That was my finest hour and the last serious fight I've ever been in - you do some crazy shit when that instinct kicks in, I threw the one guy into a car door after an initial running punch and then knee'd him in the face. Blind Rage Pwns.

In MOST cases...it comes down to those 3 things. The 4 older guys probably thought you were repping your school to get their girlies :)

Like I said, Violence is fucking addicting. I've haven't had a thrill like that in months. Pounding fucking out of this dudes face and head was just ...satisfying. My only regret is that my hand is swoll like a mother fucker , but some ice and a few beers will make it all better.

Haha Legend, well at least it was a good cause and that douche will have learnt a lesson!

True internet user right there. GG

Sounds like a great story, I read the story then who posted and it made it alot more interesting.

I've wanted to get in a fist fight for a very, very long time.

haha, incredible story

Haha, what the hell? I don't look that pussified, do I?

gg Butters.

My younger side talking: Feels good to bust someone up who deserves it eh?
My experienced side talking: Don't look for trouble, it'll find you.

I'd say Drunken Pride is the number one reason why most people get into fights...Alpha male stupid shit usually. I've only ever fought to defend myself - I wish there were less groups of fightfriends out there - they make going out for a drink dangerous.

Definitely not calling you a pussy, just looked more passive, as stated in the story anyways.. haha

True..the times Ive seen my friends fight though its been about girls for the most part - and drinking plays a HUGE part. I have a good story about a trip up to Montreal that ended in a brawl at a full contact strip club..should I tell it?

no.

Dudes fighting over chicks? That's some OC shit.

or The Hills!

lol, what it is. havent noticed you around

btw to the narrator. 22-23 isn't a "kid" anymore. Ya'll whipped some grown dudes ass. GJ

a young adult perhaps?

well it's one thing if some guy looks at your girlfriend funny.

It's another thing if they start touching / blatantly hitting on her and not leaving her alone.

something like that caused my global teacher to be chased through the streets of Venice by three angry drunken Italians who hit on his girlfriend.

Watchu know bout me, watchu watchu know bout me.

lol...well shit happens i guess.

Funny...you mean like Rodney Dangerfield looking at your girlfriend funny, John Holmes looking at her funny, or Richard Speck looking at her funny?

and what do all three have in common?

They're all dead?

haha

Thats what I was gonna say.

where are the guardian angels when you need them!!!

i swear to god every fight i see here in madison, a big group of them are there in seconds... its pretty ridiculous

Fight pic. I was getting pulled off, so my last few punches were a little off and weird. First 10 were straight on money.

http://www.glowfoto.com/viewimage.ph...=9561&srv=img4

Butters, no offense but that wasn't even a fight......you have at least 100lbs on the dude.
Hey, nice legs on the women btw.

Is that a little girl your trying to beat up?

ahahhahah that pic is great, thug life.

No, that's my friend. She was trying to pull me off the kid and so was my other friend, and yes Arkan, I am bigger then him. Wasn't my fault though. He chose to hit me and use his ability of speed, so when he tripped, I used my ability of bigness and sat on him.

looool. good on you.

Weren't you starting an exercise regimen and entertaining the idea of a military career? What happened?

beer is what happened.

I kid, I kid:D:bowdown:

you're cool. post more pics of you building lego towers.

Well I'm still down about 30 pounds from a year and half ago. I was doing pretty good with the diet and everything, but I had a lot of family stuff happen and then I got a job so it was hard for me to find time to workout when I was pulling 10 and sometime 12 hour shifts working in a warehouse. was pretty worn out by the end of the day. I'm still on a diet somewhat. I mainly stick to white meats, no fast food and I try to steer clear of fried foods. I'd say my only guilty pleasure is chicken wings! No Soda or anything though. With my new job and hopefully new apartment, which has a gym, I'll be able to start working out again.