My face hurts?
 

Ever wake up from a night of hard drinking and random parts of your body hurt? The underside of my jaw fucking kills; same with my nose. No, I did not get in any fights...maybe I could have fell? Damn yo.

If you don't know if you fell down, how do you know you didn't get into a fight?

Blackouts are your bodies way of saying "Don't drink so much".

BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST BEAST

Raped.

probs.

Who hasn't had this happen? I woke up one morning with a bruised hand and blood all over it. Only thing was, it wasn't my blood. No cuts or anything. None of my friends recall me getting a tussle with anyone or anything.

Only advice is , throw some ice on your injuries, grab some grub and water then rest up for the next night's events.

Good advice! :)

Blitz is too cool to drink.

Ive woken up with gashes, burns, bruises, holes in my elbows, pictures of me doing things that if shown to the cops would get me 20 to life. And I remember none of it.
It's all normal for someone our age to go through this stage. Enjoy your drunk years of college.

Last sunday morning I woke up with scratches on the right side of my face (little ones though) my left ear swollen, a bump on the back of my head, my left foot hurt...and both of my wrists hurt...

Ran with bucky too that night at Jacks...didn't even know the guy actually went out lol

Though I was play fighting with someone who could kick the shit out of me so thats probably how that shit happened...seems I can take it well...just need to get better at dishing it out.

and illegal

I don't wake up with bruises or cuts, but often after drinking my back will hurt or I will have strained other muscles. I'm thinking this may be from dehydration.

OH NO!

Thats why its called rape.

I got bro-raped.

I wouldn't be surprised if you actually did.

i'll bro rape you in your penis hole"awink"

Only once did i get to the point i couldn't remember the entire night. What i do remember is going to McDonalds for french fries and molesting this girl in the back seat of my friends car while there were 8 people inside. We were both going at it pretty good.....lol. I guess everyone got a good show.

Ya, has happened a few times. Last time was Halloween, woke up with my hand mangled and bleeding. Fun stuff. Still got big purple scars all over my fingers. Also woken up bruised from swimming (not intentionally), legs hurting like hell from some shit with the cops, and so on.

Your just jealous of my broness, bro.

This weekend was pretty wild for me...anything crazy go on for you guys?