NASA Announcement 1pm EDT
 

NASA is going to announce a new discovery, oh yes the success of “Long Galactic Hunt”. NASA have gone ahead and announced a scheduled media teleconference Wednesday May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT to let everyone know about the amazing discovery of an object in our galaxy where astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This brand new finding will have people on the edge of their seats with excitement, this amazing finding was made by putting together or should I say “Combining” data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

so, whats it going to be?

The significance of a Jersey Waves tattoo?

Dark matter
Planet X
Unicron
'Spaceanus'

Interstellar flight and mass production of space ships for everyone (crossing fingers)

Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacled Advertising Droids!

It's aliens. The pope said it's ok for us to believe in aliens as long as we believe God made them too (but humans are more important). [/sarcasm] haha

Something about x-rays, since it was found using the Chandra x-ray observatory.

Youngest supernova ever found:

http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2...-aliens-found/

http://chandra.harvard.edu/photo/200...ss_051408.html

Pretty cool that it only happened 140 years ago.

http://chandra.harvard.edu/photo/200...radio.1985.jpg

Just as I had predicted.

it's a conspiracy

Intergalactic planetary!

sweet :)

Jews in space

space goatse

way better than the segway

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval,so the 7 year old says,

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

"Oh, shit mum,I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! - He goes flying out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."

NASA's big announcement is an asteroid is headed towards earth and will strike on election day.

omgz u watching the history channel too!?