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MrLevinstein 08-18-2002 06:52 PM

WOMEN PISS ME OFF
 
if they do to anyone type in "women pay attention to thier own needs instead of everyone elses"

Pyro 08-18-2002 07:22 PM

Girls suck! mwah:

08-18-2002 07:27 PM

you'll get used to it

not all girls suck, the ones that dont still want you to go down on them, wtf is up with that?

con Brio 08-18-2002 08:05 PM

i don't understand women. i had a girl lead me on and dump me. and i thought it was coming along fine........... but she had to be a bi*ch didn't she? i'm talking about Jenni

Old Reliable 08-18-2002 08:06 PM

i went out with a suicidal girl...not a good idea

Chronic Diarrhea 08-18-2002 08:48 PM

Children make nutritious snacks.

Tripper 08-18-2002 09:26 PM

[quote:9089f]Children make nutritious snacks. [/quote:9089f]

So does your mothers peepee.

Slinky2397 08-18-2002 09:28 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4d1f4]Children make nutritious snacks.[/quote:4d1f4]

*Looks at name* I'm sure you come in somewhere with those snacks, when they leave the body. ed: eek:

JowShmoe 08-18-2002 09:41 PM

i agree, girls do suck. however, its better than the alternative of having giant gangs of "Bubba's" chasing us down like we are in the f-ing shawshank redemption... unless you enjoy that stuff.

imagine if it were just men on this crappy planet...

Tripper 08-18-2002 10:00 PM

Yeah...It seems girls are only good for one thing...B-Js.

SoLiDUS 08-19-2002 01:52 AM

They said it best in BEDAZZLED! It went something like "I want a guy who
will sit on the couch drinking beer, watching television and pretend to be
listening to me simply to get in my pants."

Pyro 08-19-2002 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
They said it best in BEDAZZLED! It went something like "I want a guy who
will sit on the couch drinking beer, watching television and pretend to be
listening to me simply to get in my pants."

HEAVEN!

Tripper 08-19-2002 02:05 AM

Yeah.....Did I mention BJs...?

[NP: A Tribe Called Quest - Everything Is Fair]

Pyro 08-19-2002 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Yeah.....Did I mention BJs...?

[NP: A Tribe Called Quest - Everything Is Fair]

You did...often

[NP: Xzibit - Front 2 Back]

Tripper 08-19-2002 02:15 AM

Yeah, that's because that's all the female is good for...: Shere shee la femme.....for a BJ. Or how ever that goes.

Sniped 08-19-2002 06:21 AM

I had an internet relationship with a girl named Jenni... she was a bitch at first because she had this other guy... well she dumped him and now I have her all to myself. MUAHAHAHAAAHHA. oOo:

08-19-2002 06:27 AM

congratulations, may your cybersex guide you

i miss my roll icon cry:

Wolf-Man 08-19-2002 06:31 AM

Not all women suck, but if you get one who does, consider yourself lucky.
ed:

mr.miyagi 08-19-2002 11:25 AM

whats a BJ?

i used to taunt a good friend in art classes about her great breasts but i always used the secret code of 'BJ' which stood for big jugs.

did i accidently invent the term 'BJ', tell me what it means you good good people with hearts made out of wholemeal granary bread.

also what does this mean:
[NP: A Tribe Called Quest - Everything Is Fair]
does it mean that this person was currently listening to my favourite hip hop group of all time, at the time of his writing?
if so i should do that coz im almost literally listening to music 24/7

[NP: Lo Fidelity Allstars - Vision Incision] hehe

im full of questions today..

Old Reliable 08-19-2002 11:27 AM

You're full of other things too... hake:

BJ=BLOWJOB, YA TURD

Pyro 08-19-2002 11:37 AM

hahahaha.....oh god that what is a BJ? question cracked me up

oOo:

Mr.X 08-19-2002 03:08 PM

...erm, for best results with girls...don't forget to toggle the "Devils Doorbell".... eek:

MrLevinstein 08-19-2002 03:44 PM

i asked my 11 year old little brother he even knew what a bj was

Vance 08-19-2002 03:54 PM

lol what he say?

Old Reliable 08-19-2002 04:36 PM

Bros before hoes

ninty 08-19-2002 04:43 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":0184f]Bros before hoes[/quote:0184f]

Damn Stright!

AirborneButters 08-19-2002 09:54 PM

Yea, get this I fight this girls ex-boyfreind. Not really for her, but somewhat. In the end some other guy gets her. So the morale of the story is fuck em,feed em, and leave em.....

Pyro 08-19-2002 09:55 PM

women are not worth our time...or our money which is ends up being about

Miscguy 08-19-2002 10:08 PM

[img]http://mohaa.cact-sd.org/aasigs/tardy.jpg[/img]

LOL oOo: LOL

Oh yeah not all women suck. One im working on is awsome.

con Brio 08-19-2002 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniped
I had an internet relationship with a girl named Jenni... she was a bitch at first because she had this other guy... well she dumped him and now I have her all to myself. MUAHAHAHAAAHHA. oOo:


i almost thought this was my post. go ahead and have her. she's not worth sh*t.

Tripper 08-19-2002 10:29 PM

The 3 F's, my friend:

Find 'Em - Fuck 'Em - Flee From 'Em.

Half the fun of bedding a Gurlie, is the chase...Or 'Tuning' (Choo-n-ing)...Especially when Liquor is involved.

Miyagi....I happen to be the one that plays the Tribes Anthems to a T...Now, are you cool enough to handle the NP (Now Playling) Feature in your posts? Cause I am going to honorarely bless you with this COOL aspect of COOLNESS that I myself invented....


[NP: Oldominion - 4 Horsemen]

snipeymagoo 06-25-2003 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Girls suck! mwah:

fagg

White Rabbit 06-25-2003 01:09 AM

snipey,let the dead rest

Innoxx 06-25-2003 01:20 AM

Snipey you goat-roping country fucker. STOP GRAVE DIGGING!


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