Stupidist songs of all time - your opinion
 

I vote for 'Disco Duck', or whatever it's called.

What were the people thinking when they wrote this thing?

Most things by Aqua, lolly, that stupid im a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea...

There are a lot of ay songs out there. I just don't listen to them so I can't think of any off the top of my head.

fire1: http://www.veeceet.com/kidzsing/wheelsbus.html M16:

swish, swish, swish
beep, beep, beep

So what's wrong with that? biggrin:

Stupidest Song ever, huh? Hmmm...

Some that come to mind:

"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus
"Pop Goes The World" by Men Without Hats
"Barbie Girl" by Aqua
"Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex (sp?)
"Only God Knows Why" by Kid Rock (ever actually listen to the lyrics??)
"Popcorn" by some annoying 70's potzer
"I'm In The Mood Mix" by Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers

I'll stop now.


Zone

Zone, say it ain't so!

I actually like "Pop Goes the World." Comes from my affinity for 80s music.

I'll stop now before I become a total retard in your eyes. oOo:

heh heh...s'all good man. Listen to what you like.

I just have a sore spot for the crappy song since it was all I used to hear on the radio when it came out. I was in a BIG thrash metal phase at that time, so obviously that song was my arch-nemesis...heh


Zone

[quote="Captain Bunny":d1e9f]Most things by Aqua, lolly, that stupid im a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea...[/quote:d1e9f]

Aqua were a decent silly pop group who i thought RoCkEd! they were original at least. barbie girl is a good, fun and well done popular song.
now Lolly and all that has followed really do need tortured and shot.
talentless, overpaid useless bits of manufactured pop pap bits of plastic who have their own 'stylists' to dress them, feed them and kiss their asses. they rely on the media and idiots who know zero about music to buy there pathetic shit. but as long as fucking retards buy it, they'll jus KEEP ON COMING. M16:

I'm sorry, but Barbie acheived a whole new level of gheyness. hake:

Anything by Eminem

anything by bigzooka: wacko jacko M16:

"what is love" by thaddeous...


although it was a perfect theme for night at the roxbury biggrin:

anything and i mean absolutely anything by eminem cause he's a big doosh bag

That stupid song about nookie and cookies by Limb Bizkit. Or anything emo.

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Anything by:

DMX
Ja Rule
Nelly = BIG GAYNESS RUG-MUNCHING UBER-GHEY.

There are sooooo many stupid songs, and a lot of them did well with the listening public...

The push bike song...can't remember the artist...someone british;
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.... AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!
The entire Bucks Fizz single release catalogue
Don Mclean's American Pie, both his and Madonna's rendition
Macarthur Park... I mean, who cares if the cake is rain damaged???

I could go on... but I feel I've dished out enough trauma and self abuse towards myself in just bringing some of these horrors back to memory....

I'll go curl up in a ball and cry now...

... to the left...*sob*... to the right...*sob*... jump up and down and to the knee...*sob- I can't go on*... I will dance every night to a...*sniff*... hula melodyyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH !...

anything by Ja Rule

Days like That - Sugar Jones (the canadian popstars winners)...like...at elast the american ones were hot...these were ugly...and very annoying

anything by lil bow wow, or is it bow wow now, what a big boy he is now

ANY country music is stupid