I F**KIN HATE SPIDERS!!!!
 

Sitting downstairs watching tv just now and my 6th sense kicked in informing me of some 8 legged vermin in the room. Sure enough after me getting that feeling i look down at the tv cabinet and see a couple of wiry legs sticking out from under it followed by a fairly large spider on the othr end of the legs.


I FUCKING HATE CUNTING SPIDERS. 8 legged bastards. Every time one of thems nearby i can almost sense it, i dunno how but i always seem to be looking at the exact spot they show up at as they appear or a few seconds before hand. Gives me time to get the fuck outta the room. I hate the fuckers, can't even go near them as im arachnaphobic.

3 fucking cats down stairs and not one of the bastards around when you need it and my dog was lying upside down on the floor snoring so shes no help.

Not fair i missed a good film too because of it. cry:

Spiders are cool

Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.

I was sitting on my couch once watching TV when I feel something touch my hand... i look down and I see a spider the size of my fist (legs included) right next to me... when I moved and ran up onto my leg... it freaked me out... I jumped and it landed on the floor then I got the vacuum and sucked it up... oOo: It scared the shit outta me... it was truely the size of my fist... and yes I am arachnaphobic...

Im not sure humans eat 3 spiders a year... maybe like 1... and 2 other bugs like roaches...

[quote="Kraut Killer":25b8d]Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.[/quote:25b8d]


Ive read that before. The info i read that was during the average human life you will swallow at least 3 spiders during your sleep. Well theres me sleeping with duct tape over my mouth :(


Im actually waiting for the bastard to come upstairs, ive got a nightstick with its name on it.

Id hate to live in australia, i hear some of those fuckers they have over ther can actually hiss at you. ed: If i seen that happenning id probably freak on the spot ::(

yeah most of the large spiders live in the basement... which you rarely see them...

Im sorry to say if that had happened to me i would have had a heart attack. No joking either. cry:

I use my Vacuum cleaner as a weapon against spiders... just suck em up...

Aaah, a fellow arachnaphobic....I'm scared shitless of the little bastards.

i heard they are more scared of us then we are of them... I must say they are quite smart though...

If those lazy cunt cats of mine had been around it woulda been dead now. At the moment im typing this looking round my room, shitting bricks. cry:

Hehe, don't worry Gerard...Apparently, they are more scared of us than we are of them.....BAHAH.

My ass they are, last week the same bastard was climbing up my wall when i was on the pc. I seen it lobbed a shoe at it and half ran half fell down the stairs. :(

aaawwwwwwww Poor little baby Gerard is scared of tiny spiders. Isn't that cute.........

spiders...i dont mind the real small ones at all.

the big ones, i just get freaked out upon at first...but meh, i just beat the shit out of them, and call it a day.

In the area i live we have 2 deadly spiders that live amongst us... the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse...

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lol!

Your typing like a scared! I can hardly understand you, sweetie! angel:

j/k buddy....A couple months ago I ran from a room with a big fatty spider that seemed to claim ownership of the whole room's floor, man, they look so disgusting. No you can all laugh at me, and feel better about yourselves for doing so. freak:

And do any of them hiss? I think someone on this forum before posted a message about poking a spider with a stick and it started hissing. ed:

Oh my fuckin god im laughin right now biggrin: biggrin:

you shoulda seen the one in the bath the other night, jeyssuz, it was the size of my fist. big fucker, well once i got talkin to it he was quite a nice guy, he was a meat eater, he loved scaring the fucking shizzle out of old people and told me the difficulties of having eight legs although he kinda convinced me he ruled coz he could walk up the walls n shit.
i was like to my flatmate 'yea, thats a big one...i'll jus get a glass for ya...watch its legs when u get it.....hahaha,errr...is it gone yet??? FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHERE IS IT....TELLLLLL MEEE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!'

another time was when i was sleeping and as i gently opened my eyes from deep sleep i looked straight up above my face and this spider was dangling from the ceiling on a friggin long thread and was stretching his legs as he was about to land on my face. Now that fucked me up for a few weeks, i kept thinkin ol' 50 eyes was gonna come back and 'finish' the 'job'.
freak:
i never handle em but i can put em outside, hell i used to break all the rules by feeding spiders to my venus fly trap when i was young, hehe

Fuckin 4.30 am and i don;t wanna go to bed because of that bastard downstairs.

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I've never heard a spider hiss.

[img]http://www.bettanet.net.au/sonata/spider.jpg[/img]

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i think in austrailia the spiders hiss at ya...

*looks out window*

Nope, no hissing spiders out there.

here in the states ya need to worry bout the damn mesquitos now with that west nile shit instead of the spiders...

Check this out - Take note of the countries :)


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[quote="Wolf-Man":a38d7]*looks out window*

Nope, no hissing spiders out there.[/quote:a38d7]

lol.

I once read a story about spiders somewhere. This guy bought a exotic cactus over an ad in the paper. It arrived and he planted it in the backyard. After a few weeks, he noticed it started "breathing" and called the local plant center. After answering a few questions about the description of the cactus, he was told to leave the house immediatly and a medical team will arrive shortly. After leaving, a few minutes later a ambulance arrived with a paramedic and a guy who looked like he had a flamethrower and heat resistant suit. He went in the back yard and started torching the cactus and the surrounding grass. The owner was like "WTF R U DOING?!" After a few minutes his grass was torched and his cactus stopped "breathing" He was allowed back to see why they did that. They tore open the cactus and found HUNDREDS of Giant Bird Eating Tarauntulas(<--doesn't know if they are real) that were two hand lengths big. They said that if he hadn't called, it would have exploded and spread the spiders 200 square feet away from his home. Freaky eh?

Spiders are our Friends!


angel:

That picture of Connery looks like he's just eaten a Spider-Cactus.

[quote="Sgt. Tsunami":771e2]I once read a story about spiders somewhere. This guy bought a exotic cactus over an ad in the paper. It arrived and he planted it in the backyard. After a few weeks, he noticed it started "breathing" and called the local plant center. After answering a few questions about the description of the cactus, he was told to leave the house immediatly and a medical team will arrive shortly. After leaving, a few minutes later a ambulance arrived with a paramedic and a guy who looked like he had a flamethrower and heat resistant suit. He went in the back yard and started torching the cactus and the surrounding grass. The owner was like "WTF R U DOING?!" After a few minutes his grass was torched and his cactus stopped "breathing" He was allowed back to see why they did that. They tore open the cactus and found HUNDREDS of Giant Bird Eating Tarauntulas(<--doesn't know if they are real) that were two hand lengths big. They said that if he hadn't called, it would have exploded and spread the spiders 200 square feet away from his home. Freaky eh?[/quote:771e2]

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Id hate to have seen the size of the cactus, 200 10 inch or so spiders. ed:

[quote="Sgt. Tsunami":32a81]I once read a story about spiders somewhere. This guy bought a exotic cactus over an ad in the paper. It arrived and he planted it in the backyard. After a few weeks, he noticed it started "breathing" and called the local plant center. After answering a few questions about the description of the cactus, he was told to leave the house immediatly and a medical team will arrive shortly. After leaving, a few minutes later a ambulance arrived with a paramedic and a guy who looked like he had a flamethrower and heat resistant suit. He went in the back yard and started torching the cactus and the surrounding grass. The owner was like "WTF R U DOING?!" After a few minutes his grass was torched and his cactus stopped "breathing" He was allowed back to see why they did that. They tore open the cactus and found HUNDREDS of Giant Bird Eating Tarauntulas(<--doesn't know if they are real) that were two hand lengths big. They said that if he hadn't called, it would have exploded and spread the spiders 200 square feet away from his home. Freaky eh?[/quote:32a81]


Pffttt you think that shit is true.

*Runs towards exotic cactus and burns it up*

ed:

No seriosouly that is freaky.

[img]http://www.henley-on-thames.com/main/loclinfo/photos/080202/bin-spider.jpg[/img]

So are there Bird Eating Tarauntulas?

Yeah.

http://www.wildchannel.com/features/goliath1.htm

As big as a dinner plate. It could sit nicely on your face as you slept, drinking your saliva.

[quote="Kraut Killer":9bef0]Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.[/quote:9bef0]

I eat 3 of the fuckers a day biggrin:

[quote="Wolf-Man":4f28f]I've never heard a spider hiss.

[img]http://www.bettanet.net.au/sonata/spider.jpg[/img]

[img]http://springbrook.info/images/wildlife/FUNNEL_W.JPG[/img][/quote:4f28f]

That bastard of a spider right there DOES hiss at you. Years ago now, an old mate of mine were out the backyard playing some cricket, I saw this thing crawling along the ground. Now, we have heaps of holes in the ground, whether they are from trapdoors or whatever. I'm not sure what kind of spider it was but it look exactly like that reared up on it's hind legs. We started thowing sand at it, and to my absolute freaking shock the thing started hiss at us, it was fucking pissed off !! biggrin: I really dont know how I got through childhood doing stupid things like that. I was throwing sand at one of the most dangerous spiders on earth in my backyard and the bastards can bit throw the sole of a thin rubber show.......and yes I'm arachnophobic. I'm just fascinated by them and I love seeing them squirm when I spray half a can of insect killer on them evil: evil: evil: evil:

Dont be put off by Australia's poisonous friends in nature, if you dont provoke them they wont hurt you, simple as that. I've heard stories about the US Marines up in Tully (where the Australian Army teach the world how to fight in the Jungle) faking sickness because of the spiders, snakes and centipedes biggrin:

So you get big spiders like that a lot in australia?


And ffs people NO PICS cry:

I dont think you're the real Gerard behind that computer. I think you're his sister.