I need a dude's opinion
 

OK tonight I went to go see "Signs" with a friend. This friend happens to be a girl, and I'm attracted to her. Now she called me and wanted me to go with her and one of her friends. I want to date this girl but she has been talking to this other ass clown but I don't think she's talking to him anymore. I could be wrong, which is why I haven't asked her out yet. Am I just being a little p**** or should I just forget the "what ifs" and ask this girl out?

quit being a bitch and ask her out. who gives a fuck about the other guy... u asked her out first.

Re: I need a dude's opinion
 

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":ecc12]OK tonight I went to go see "Signs" with a friend. This friend happens to be a girl, and I'm attracted to her. Now she called me and wanted me to go with her and one of her friends. I want to date this girl but she has been talking to this other ass clown but I don't think she's talking to him anymore. I could be wrong, which is why I haven't asked her out yet. Am I just being a little p**** or should I just forget the "what ifs" and ask this girl out?[/quote:ecc12]
Ask her out but carefully..
As long as you're nice to her, offer to buy her things(maybe) you have to keep a smile on her face, making her laugh is the ultimate goal, . she asked you out-no-one else, she called you-so she sees you as a good friend to rely on, forget this clown punk, concentrate on doing your bit and staying constantly good to her. you're her friend so your in the best position, try to get a stiffy next time you have the tub of popcorn on your lap, she'll get more than she bargained for when she reaches into the bottom of the tub.... ed: go watch a pr0no! oh ok, go watch a romantic comedy then angel:
keep her smiling and shes all yours.
alternatively, if your not completely sure if you fancy her, give her a popsickle and watch her suck on it. In my day the popsickle was a mean secret weapon of foreplay and.....yaddayada

Nike it.




IE: Just do it.

Worst that can happen is she says no and laughs in your face and starts telling everyone that you asked her out but your such a loser she turned you down so they all get a good laugh... That bitch. [/sarcasim]

Just ask her if she says she's seeing that other "ass clown" then oh well. It will end soon enough and you can swoop in. How do i know it will end? It always does.

Worst that can happen is she says no and laughs in your face and starts telling everyone that you asked her out but your such a loser she turned you down so they all get a good laugh... That bitch. [/sarcasim]

HA, I don't think that will happen. I'm the pimp of pimps, just remember that. Wait, if I'm the pimp of pimps, does that mean I pimp guys to girls? No, damn!! I didn't mean it that way!! I swear!

Please never use that term again.

Slip her some RUFFIES! You wouln't have to worry about rejection then.

Telling her you're the pimp of pimps probably is a bad way to go.

Tell her you're a pimp, put her on the street, and smack her with your shoe if she gets out of line.

Ok, I've got another one.

I kinda like this girl at school, we've know each other for a long time, and I think she likes me. As of now, she's got a boyfriend, but I said to myself "what the heck" so I called her and asked her to the movies. She said yes. So what do you think?

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that the guy doesn't even go to our school.

chronnic i was in the EXACT same situation except she wasnt talking she was dating him. man i didnt know what to do, and the truth is now we are just friends cause i was to big of a pussy, so ask her before its to late man plz, i fucked myself over i know how it feels, trust me i wish i'd of asked her cry: now shes dating some new ass parrot and we are jusr really good friends now

OH MY GOD! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS FORUM RIGHT NOW!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-GROUP HUG-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE IS INDEED A GREAT THING....i know only too well

SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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who needs girls when you have porno

SW-14, chronic, go talk with them. spend time with them, doesn't have to be a movie. if you don't you all will suffer the what irs the rest of your lives.

So chronic wat's the current status now?

Just do anything to get in her panties....prove your status as a lover, and she's yours forever. But if it reaches that point, we know you'll do the right thing....You'll FLEE from that Bitch and go get some MORE Lovin'!

That brings a tear to my eye. YOU RULE!

take hios advice, it is the words of a god

Represent. cool:

Oh well, I asked her but turns out she does like that other ass goblin. Damn, somebody come rape me now for being a dumb jackass. LOL oh well, doesn't really matter, there's this other girl that likes me anyway.

do this to the "ass goblin" eatthis:

Do this to the Biatch that made you feel like an Ass-Goblin.

comegetsome:

Get a shovel and rape her!!! whos with me! *looks around* ed:

*Raises Hand*

Good Call MILLA!

Haha, no like I said there's this other girl that likes me anyway and she's hot and the other girl has been my friend for about 3 years so I guess I was already in "the zone".

BTW, I never said that I felt like the ass-goblin. It was the other ass-goblin that I haven't even met that I was referring to. I probably have a bigger dick than he does anyway. ed:

[quote:bdb23] I probably have a bigger dick than he does anyway. [/quote:bdb23]

JK. Spam.

oh i have a bigger weapon than that ass-goblin you mentioned.
jus been on some fuckin marathon phone sessions to mel (*cringes at looming phone bill) she really wants to do the deed with me in a public library, which i think would be funny as hell, should i?
she keeps sayin that when i arrive in dallas shes gonna tire me out so much it might hurt ed: hopefully i can keep tha pace
one small step for man, one giant leap for a miyagi evil:

you got nudies?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!?! freak:

No offense Miyagi but your Mel isn't all that hot. Wha? Mel? I didn't know you were going to screw Mel Gibson? Oh my bad, crappy joke.

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":be57b]No offense Miyagi but your Mel isn't all that hot. Wha? Mel? I didn't know you were going to screw Mel Gibson? Oh my bad, crappy joke.[/quote:be57b]
erm hello eveyone, i never said anything about you accepting that shes hot did i, i never made you say 'shes hot' did i? did anyone else notice me stating SHES HOT!!! if i did than it was a personal opinion you DIDN'T have to agree with.
i think a few of the guys here know what i mean, im just expressing my feelings you know, don't give me any crap.

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Myiagi get some nudies u rat!!!!!!!!!! biggrin: