Zjam, a religious thing for all u ppl...... if u care
 

please look at these forums and tell me what u think

[url:b0c7e]http://www.zboard.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi[/url:b0c7e]

if u look closely, u can find my name there.

KORVAC IS YOUR GOD!

amen.

oOo:

umm,, yeah. anyways......

[quote:bd2c6]OneLoveChrist, I feel the exact same way. It's like God has finally set me free from the desires, and now all I get as far as temptation is the occasional passing thought that I can quickly put down.
To anyone who's struggling with this but doesn't know whether it's worth her trouble to quit, let me tell you -- IT IS. In my case, the guilt is gone, my thoughts are thousands of times purer, and I can now find a guy "good-looking" without lusting after him.
(For girls having trouble with lust, I found this really helpful: "Do not sharply rebuke an older man, but rather appeal to him as a father, to the younger men as brothers, the older women as mothers, and the younger women as sisters, in all purity." - 1 Timothy 5:1-2 NAS
If you think of a guy as a Christian brother, you'll be less likely to lust after him.
+One important point, though: you can't do it alone. In the past, whenever I started thinking, "Ha, I quit!" I failed. Give God the glory through the whole ordeal -- He can set you free, but you can't set yourself free. Remember that.[/quote:bd2c6]


I SO do not want to get to know those people.

These people are like my friend Josh, I hear this from him on a daily basis

Your still a virgin right?

I SO do not want to get to know those people. Then dont freak:

I won't.


Hey Pyro, have you killed and eaten your friend Josh yet?

[quote="Wolf-Man":ce1d0]I won't.


Hey Pyro, have you killed and eaten your friend Josh yet?[/quote:ce1d0]

I took a bite, didn't taste very good, tasted like I was eating a bunch of lies.

KORVAC IS A BETTER GOD! I DON'T CARE IF YOU MASTERBATE.

amen.

/me bows down

Wait, whats that??

Yeah but KORVAC, you're half desk. You wouldn't know what masturbation was, since your desk half doesn't have genitals.

Masturbating other guys dosnt count bud.

Oh man, this forum is funnier than the Richard Simmons forum. Wow! What a classic!


P.S. I'm atheist.

[quote="Recycled Spooge":2785b]Oh man, this forum is funnier than the Richard Simmons forum. Wow! What a classic!


P.S. I'm atheist.[/quote:2785b]

and Polish, you can't forget Polish.

Pyro is a greesy mexican with stinky sisters.

I am half polish and half scottish and I have one brother.

Since when do brothers have pussies. Last time I checked your sister/brother had one of those smelly pink tacos.

ah so you have met my brother

If you would call her that yah, well no, lets just say I smelt that shit.

LOL, oh man. This website is uber funny. Man, I love this category, "Prayer Requests Have an Online Prayer Warrior pray for you." LMFAO!! Prayer warrior! Absolute genius!

Guy one: I have an addiction to xxx
Guy two: I'll be praying, that's for sure.
Girl one: My Prayers are with you...i know what you are going through...i have been there too..but through building a sound relationship with God i have conquered and broken my addiction.
Guy three: I'll b praying 4 you man!! I used to struggle w/ that 2, but I overcame it by going to God, and giving it 2 Him. Love ya'
Guy four: I'm praying for you. I've been down that road before, and I know it's going to be tough, but God'll see you through it.

This is COMADY SUPREME! WOW! I never knew people like this existed.

[quote="Wolf-Man":2b106]Yeah but KORVAC, you're half desk. You wouldn't know what masturbation was, since your desk half doesn't have genitals.[/quote:2b106]

Yeah, but I've got drawers.

Can god save me!? PLEASE. I need forgiveness.

So...I registered there as "Friar Spooge". I sha'll cause a counter to the counter reformation. Damn those Jesuits!

... Pyro ...

god is with us....we are safe

my sig rules!

I should add korvac is with us.....we are safe

LOL! This topic is class: http://www.zboard.net/cgi-bin/ultimateb ... 9;t=000713

LiveOutLoud, Friar Spooge, and Pyro

ah found ya guy

Do you know why this is funny?

Because these poeple are barinwashed. That forum is utterly stupid. If you choose to believe in whatever, fine. But some of the things they are saying on there it sounds like their all 6 years old.

"I'm gay, wil I get into heaven"

"Well probably not. It will be a lot harder"

Like WTF is this? If you want to be religious, go to a church, stop influemcing others or a damn forum with bullshit. These people have no idea what they are talking about and they think that by visiting this forum and saying prayers for each other they will get into heaven. Why have people become so deformed?

Re: Zjam, a religious thing for all u ppl...... if u care
 

[quote="con Brio":c963f]please look at these forums and tell me what u think

[url:c963f]http://www.zboard.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi[/url:c963f]

if u look closely, u can find my name there.[/quote:c963f]

I don't understand dude.

If you want to express your faith, go to church etc. You can talk to priests and numerous other people who will listen to you.

I don't belive any of those people. they seem too clouded by the world around them. It just blows my mind that there are people like this out there. A forum is no place to express you emotions. You will just get shit in a bag back, or in this case false hopes. Is that what your looking for? I doubt it. Go to Church, or a temple etc. Not that forum.

I registered.

[quote="Wolf-Man":46103]I registered.[/quote:46103]
I noticed.

Salute!

[quote="Wolf-Man":1a2f5]I registered.[/quote:1a2f5]
Sir, you are now a honorary Cyber Youth Pastor of AA.com.

Look under christianity gave me herpes, yup all my doing

Friar Spooge
Junior ZJAM Member
Member # 1941

posted September 09, 2002 12:28 AM
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Hey, masturbation helps get stress out. You also get a stronger forearm, and it makes the penis bigger. If it gives you pleasure, how are you hurting others?

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Jestem zwyciesca!
Bo jestem ateista!
Polska to moj kraj!
Krakow to moj raj!

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Wolf-Man
Junior ZJAM Member
Member # 1944

posted September 09, 2002 12:39 AM
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In my job as an Optometrist, I very clearly see this kind of thing every day.

I recommend you do it whenever you like. And thats my medical opinion.

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KLATUU BARADA NIKTO!
KLATUU BARADA NIKTO!
KLATUU BARADA NIKTO!

Tha Truth Speaka in full effect.

THAT'S IT! I'm becoming a PRAYER WARRIOR! To the Prayer Mobile!

Go check out my "Warrior" thread.

Pastor Dicks Alot checking in.