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Pfc.Green 09-09-2002 08:27 AM

Killing Keiko?!.....................the dumbass whale.
 
Keiko, the Free Willy whale, may still not know much about fending for his fat self, but the good people of Norway have looked into their hearts and decided not to give up on the blubbery blob and pump him full of lead.

Before you ask, "Who would dare suggest making seafood of Keiko?" let's just tell you: Nils Oien.

This week, the Norwegian whale expert suggested shooting the marine movie star as a humane way of ending what he sees as fruitless attempts to make Keiko a self-sufficient member of the underwater race.

"It would be better to put him to death," Oien told the Norway state radio station NRK.

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Why the fuck is the media always so god damned obsessed with whales, here in the northwest, we had a retarded whale hanging around ferrys, it got a fucking name, and weeks of coverage on the local news hake:

Innoxx 09-09-2002 08:31 AM

Put a bullet in the whael, that is my solution for everything.

Pfc.Green 09-09-2002 08:44 AM

fire2:

Innoxx 09-09-2002 08:46 AM

Pssshhh, assault rifle on a 20 foot, 9 ton whale? *gets his barret "light fifty"*

warmonger 09-09-2002 09:56 AM

imo if any life on thsi planet has no right to exist it's ours. why? whales and other life forms are incapable of destroying themselve or this planet. we are. to say keiko should be murdered is outright repugnant. mad:

09-09-2002 10:09 AM

monkeys kill eachother i saw it on discovery

Pfc.Green 09-09-2002 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warmonger
imo if any life on thsi planet has no right to exist it's ours. why? whales and other life forms are incapable of destroying themselve or this planet. we are. to say keiko should be murdered is outright repugnant. mad:

They are'nt saying he should be murdered, but put out of his misery cause he ain't getting better, and he has no real chance in the wild. But the stupid media loves them whales. hake:

pest 09-09-2002 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warmonger
imo if any life on thsi planet has no right to exist it's ours. why? whales and other life forms are incapable of destroying themselve or this planet. we are. to say keiko should be murdered is outright repugnant. mad:

Snow geese are destroying their summer breedig gournds. They are making tundra in to wastelands that will not recover for decades. Does that mean they dont have the right to exist also? After all, they are destroying theirselves and thier part of the planet. Not to mention all the collateral deaths associated with their actions.

Oh yeah, you cannot murder an animal. Use any definition you like - from God giving man dominion over the animals, to legal definitions. Your arguements will be taken a little more seriously if you refrain from using such emotional terms.

Totenkopf 09-09-2002 10:48 AM

I wonder how much money has been spent on that g0damn whale? hake:

Innoxx 09-09-2002 10:57 AM

Probably more than Norway spends on it's military.

RandomSkater 09-09-2002 12:34 PM

lol

Old Reliable 09-09-2002 12:35 PM

Who cares? Well obviously you do...

Bazooka_Joe 09-09-2002 01:45 PM

Mmmm....fried orca.

Captain Bunny 09-09-2002 06:56 PM

Kill a whale - feed a child.

Sergeant_Scrotum 09-09-2002 07:01 PM

nice sig! lmao!

KTOG 09-09-2002 07:05 PM

Lisa: "Nuke the Whales?"

Nelson: "Gotta nuke sumthin."

w00t simpson, i can almost relate anything in the world to thehm

Sergeant_Scrotum 09-09-2002 07:13 PM

^what about gay orgies with old homeless people?

Innoxx 09-09-2002 07:20 PM

Feed em to the whales, then shoot the whales and ship the meat to ethiopia

Mr.X 09-09-2002 08:28 PM

...you know, if Keiko was interested in science...he could a lot worse than to rock on down to Japan!
Those lying fu....err, that is to say honourable gentlemen would turn ol' Keiko into scientific snackage before you could say "Greenpeace"....... ed:

Pyro 09-09-2002 09:19 PM

whales are for watching.

mr.miyagi 09-09-2002 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
monkeys kill eachother i saw it on discovery

LMAO, ROFL!
hell yea certain monkeys kill each other and eat it, they kill other monkeys for food too
they do it in the nastiest way poss too, they rip it to shreds

save that whale, just release it. just because you 'can' shoot the whale doesn't mean you should. we don't own it, they've trapped it, made it do purty tricks and so now have no clue.
they were here before us, we invade pretty much all animals territories
theres so many ways you can look at this situation, many view points.
what the fuck is the point in killing the whale with a gun, release it! at least it would die 'semi-naturally' even tho humans fucked it up angel:

Totenkopf 09-09-2002 11:50 PM

He has been released...he doesn't know what the hell to do.

It's cruel, but I say just let nature take it's course on this one.

Low spark 09-10-2002 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
He has been released...he doesn't know what the hell to do.

It's cruel, but I say just let nature take it's course on this one.

Your right, maybe we will learn a lesson from it, But i doubt it.

09-10-2002 08:26 AM

nature meaning a 54cm russian torpedo?

09-10-2002 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktog3
Lisa: "Nuke the Whales?"

Nelson: "Gotta nuke sumthin."

w00t simpson, i can almost relate anything in the world to thehm

NO, SAVE THE WHALES,

BUT SHOOT THE DAMN SEALS!

(Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams hilarious movie )


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