Dudes...
 

When I got up, my balls started to hurt.

Now I wouldn't just tell this to anyone, but you fellas are my friends. sob

I pressed them and then they hurt more and then it went away,

I think i'm...sob dying, actually, no i'm probably not but it kinda hurt.

I think its from sitting down for 4 days. I probably shouldn't have gotten up, but oh well.

wow i'm sorry man, i feel your pain! well technically no (thank god) but achy breaky nuts are the worst!

You have cancer.

Thank you for sharing ed:

Just my luck.

I have a leg made our of a confederate flag where i would be persecuted in the states and hailed a hero in China and now i have nut cancer. Great.

...have you tried applying Mr.X's Knacker Laquer... oOo:

I have not. Where can one purchase such a product?

And what about a rub'n'tug?

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I'll put a couple of bottles in the post....
I'll simply use the same postal address that I've been sending those dollars to....

...also nevermind the rub'n'tugs for now, you've got to nip this nut thing in the bud first..... eek:

Excellent.

Thanks for the advice Doc.

You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.

err...I think i'll try the laquer first...and if that doesn't work... oOo:

Didn't mama ever tell you to use a condom? he's probably still a virgin.

[quote="Low spark":bd8df]You might cut them off and send the to a specialist I know in China.

Dr. Yu Ngeed Nu Sacs.[/quote:bd8df]

...hmm...this advice would appear dubious... at best! ....... eek:

He washes his hand first, shouldn't be a problem.