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SoLiDUS 10-13-2002 03:17 PM
Very funny joke :D
 
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he
would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Recycled Spooge 10-13-2002 03:26 PM
HA....HAHA! Funny guy! Right here!! Solidus is a..FUNNY GUY!!!

Low spark 10-13-2002 03:44 PM
Re: Very funny joke :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he
would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

Therefore he isn't?

SoLiDUS 10-13-2002 03:58 PM
... yes. hake:

Chickengood4u 10-13-2002 04:07 PM
i dont get it...

Recycled Spooge 10-13-2002 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chickengood4u
i dont get it...
I THINK, therefore I AM!!!

Sicilian_Summers 10-13-2002 05:23 PM
Nice one Soldius, very funny indeed. :)

Mr.X 10-13-2002 05:26 PM
*...titter...snort..* how delightfully high-brow..... oOo:

Pyro 10-13-2002 06:11 PM
ah...very delighful.

geRV 10-13-2002 06:29 PM
Ive pulled funnier things outta my ass. ed:

Spiderm@n 10-13-2002 07:05 PM
I've seen blondes do funnier than that, that was crap.

Ive pulled funnier things outta my ass. <<<<<well said Gerard

Mr.X 10-13-2002 07:13 PM
Marx is walking down the street when he sees Nietzsche standing on the corner...
and a large dog running around nearby.

"Does your dog bite?" enquired the cautious Marx.
"Most assuredly, he does not" replied Nietzsche.
As Marx approached, the dog leapt upon him...proceeding to savage him horribly.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite" screamed Marx
"Indeed I did" replied Nietzsche "however, that is not my dog"



oOo:

ninty 10-13-2002 07:18 PM
[quote="Mr.X":09e98]Marx is walking down the street when he sees Nietzsche standing on the corner...
and a large dog running around nearby.

"Does your dog bite?" enquired the cautious Marx.
"Most assuredly, he does not" replied Nietzsche.
As Marx approached, the dog leapt upon him...proceeding to savage him horribly.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite" screamed Marx
"Indeed I did" replied Nietzsche "however, that is not my dog"



oOo:[/quote:09e98]

Bwhahahahahaha.

Pure gold!

KTOG 10-13-2002 07:20 PM
This is joke some one would at harvard while getting sloshed at their MAD parties...still funny though

Bazooka_Joe 10-14-2002 02:50 PM
I still think the simplest ones are the funniest.

How do you stop a polish tank?

Shoot the guy thats pushing it.


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