A day in the life...
 

5:43 - Semi wake up and realize I only have 17 more minutes before I have to get up. Feel the ache of sleep and fatigue in my body. Curse the heavens that an "act of god" hasnt killed me yet, and garuanteed me a spot in Heaven.

6:08 - Wake up. Change my mind three times about what to wear.

6:12 - Hop in the shower, get all nice and warm...realize didn't go shopping for soap and must now get out of nice warm shower and get dish-washing liquid from the kitchen.

6:30 - Leave house. Pass nice comfortable car. Walk to bus stop.

6:34-7:25 - Sit in stained seat on bus, listen to retarded High School kids talk about who's weave looks the fakest, and ponder on all the many great things their 5 dollars will buy them.

7:41 - Buy GIZO, RED BULL, and beef jerky from 7/11 across the street from job.

7:45 - Un-official start of the day. Get 1 billion faxes from assholes who didn't realize a state office would be taking a state holiday off.

8:00 - Start of work. Morning meeting. Feign interest in other peoples accomplishments. Wonder if head should be swirling.

8:12 - RALEYS GROCERY storre arrives. Greet the recruiters for new store opening. Flash my own fake smile. Feign more interest in brining jobs to the jobless.

8:43 - Hot woman arrives. Cant do shit about it.

8:49 - Message from MIS (computer nerd department) - Firewall being worked on...no idea what this means - yet.

9:01 - Attempt search for STEVEDORE. Internet not connecting. Call Main Office. Internet possibly back up by Thursday at the earliest. Contemplate suicide.

9:02-4:32 - Attempt to maintain sanity. GIZO has robbed me of my concentration. Neurons shrinking.

4:33 - Day over (in my mind at least). Leave hell hole.

4:41 - Arrive at bus stop. Assume bus will AGAIN be late today.









...it is of course not.

5:11 - Next bus arrives. Manage to contain anger.

5:41 - Bus arrives downtown, decide to get chinese while I wait for 5:57 bus home.

6:17 - Bus arrives. Bus Driver makes attempt at humor - "The good news is I AM an 87 (the bus I need), the bad news is I'm the '6:30'". Think to myself how wonderful it would be to lob a bottle of piss against womans head and watch her writhe in pain. Get on bus.

6:43 - Screaming baby decides to crap its pants.

6:59 - Get off bus. Urge to kill slowly fading away.

7:00 - Pass ice cream man trying to sell ice cream at 7 at night with 65 degree weather, while attempting to convince one of his customers to marr his noble son back in pakistan.

7:08 - Home.

I'd buy ice cream in 65 degree weather.

Sounds like one of those guys who get fed up abd go out and shoot people at random...

Thanks Ed, I feel better about my life, not much though. A least I get to drive to work. Stopped taking the bus after sitting in someone elses urine.

Is that ur typical day or jus today?

I got your phone taped, what ya gonna do? cuz sooner or later we'll have your whole crew, all we need now is the right word or two to make it all stick like glue, I got you.

Here's my life documented oct. 11/02:
12:00pm wake up
12:10pm hop in shower
12:30pm walk around the house naked
12:45pm eat a microwaved burrito
12:46pm fart, get dressed and drive to school
1:05pm fall asleep
2:25pm change classes
3:15pm hit on the girl next to me, get smacked by her boyfriend
5:00pm get out of school, drive home.
5:15pm eat another microwaved burrito
5:30pm pick up girlfriend, drive her to work
6:00pm browse forums and eat cheetos.
9:00pm pick up g/f go out drinking.
12:00am come home, sleep wake up tommorrow with hangover and g/f panties.

You have to go to school on saturday? Sucker.

Typical day? -

Well not every day that I get to be let in on an arranged Pakistani marraige...

Other than that...yup.

I may start driving again. This bus system has all of a sudden become FUCKED.

whoops, read the calendar wrong that was actually last friday, see i am a dumbass.

Ah, thats OK. I don't have school friday.

12-5 sucks though. I ahev all my classes in the morning, but I never get to sleep. Oh well.

Today

7:15 Wake up
7:20 watch Sportsdesk
7:50 drive to school
8:30 classes start
9:00 counsellors appointment
9:53 lunch (our school is fucked first lunch is 10 in the morning)
2:00 leave for orthodontist appointment
3:30 Haircut
4:30 arrive home
5:00 Work starts
8:00 work ends
8:30 leafs are losing
9:00 Sopranos starts
9:30 leafs lose
10:00 Sopranos ends
10:10 Go on computer

You've been wearing you girlfriends panties since last friday?

No, just woke with them on my nightstand.... well i hope it's hers.

8:30am Wake up
9:00am Drive to School
9:30am Start to write Marketing Midterm
10:50am Finish Writing Midterm
11:00am Go to the Track at School
11:30am Go to Library and post a topic here about how I am bored
1:00pm Go to crazy pakistani terrorist accounting lab hand in project
2:00pm Drive home
2:30pm Eat Food
3:00pm Do benchpress and curls
3:20pm Run 2.4kms
3:35pm Pass out from running
4:00pm Watch TV and post on aa.com
6:00pm Eat Dinner
7:00pm Watch TV and post on aa.com
8:52pm ?? Probably more of the same...