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Albow0001 11-09-2002 10:32 PM

Punch-drunk love can Slap-my Cock
 
For the love of Christ don't go see this movie

I more address this to the 4 and a half people on the forum who actually have girlfriends and might leave to go to see a *romantic* movie with them...DO NOT BE FOOLED

In all honesty, this was the worst movie ever. No coherent plot, no characters you can relate to, nothing funny at all from Adam Sandler...

Firstly, every character is so over the top that you cannot relate to any of them. 7 sisters, all of them so tight knit that we automatically hate this 'spindling web' of sisterhood, and all they do is bring up embarassing moments for Barry
Of course the other characters are far moree lovable...a psychopathic manic-depressive with multiple personalities and agoraphobia, a chat-line hooker who strings him up for all the money he has, a woman uglier than my driveway....long story short, all of the characters in the movie are awful awful people
Seperate from that, it has no message of love, or hope. It simply casts you into a world of inescapable darkness and confusion from who's midsts noone escapes...it's overwhelmingly depressing.

So honestly, if you and the lil misses are looking for a movie that sounds romantic to go enjoy, for the love of GOD (or for my atheistical friends, for the love of all the seperate entities of this earth that choose to dwell in their own particular fashion seperate from any deitical influence) DON'T ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO MAKE MORE MOVIES LIKE THIS by not going to see it.

Pyro 11-09-2002 10:58 PM

Jackass would of been a better choice

Slinky2397 11-09-2002 11:31 PM

Jackass was hilarious.

mr.miyagi 11-09-2002 11:55 PM

who did you go see it with albow

Innoxx 11-10-2002 12:03 AM

Ms. Palm? Jk, don't...... rape me.

11-10-2002 09:21 AM

never heard of that movie albow.

Judas 11-10-2002 12:29 PM

Emily watson is more than a hottie imo ...

If you were expecting billy madison im sure you must ve been disappointed.
I cannot wait to see it !!!

Totenkopf 11-10-2002 01:54 PM

Do you get to see any tits in it? evil:

Judas 11-10-2002 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Totenkopf
Do you get to see any tits in it? evil:

I think she shows em in red dragon .. not sure tho ... eek: hake: cool:

11-10-2002 04:48 PM

No sadly you don't.

Bazooka_Joe 11-11-2002 10:11 AM

I've never even heard of this movie. Must of been real bad.

Jackass was great.


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