10 Reasons...
 

10 REASONS, WHY YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MOH:AA, AND WATCH TOO MANY WAR MOVIES:

*You run across a homeless person and slap them, then scream in there face, like Patton: "coward! Go back out there and fight!"

*You Yell "I've seen French school girls shoot better" at the mail man.

*You Wear a US airborne uniform, and click a clacker when people approach, and scream "thunder!" at them.

*You run up to volkswagens, and slap socks covered in axel grease on the side of them, then dive for cover.

*You tell your German teacher to "shut up with that filthy pig latin."

*You blindfold german foreign exchange students, and order them to march a 1,000 paces and to hand themselves into the first allied patrol they see.

*You act overly protective of your classmate, Ryan, you tell him that he must stay no more than 3 feet away from you, and you tell him his brothers are dead, and that he is going home.

*Whenever you see a bridge you run towards it yelling "ALAMO! ALAMO!"

*You report to your teacher after class, roll out a map on his desk and point out surrounding minefields, you go into detail and crack jokes about 'the little wooden pot mines'.

*While sitting at a bus stop, you scream "Get out of my foxhole" at people who approach to sit down.

Compiled by #alliedassault.com mIRC chatters.

Damn those guys are so nerdy

hey! cry:

Hah! I saw you in there today! Like, twice!

Bwahaha!

those were pretty funny swordfight:

My self I persoanly walk around a house kicking open doors and stuff making sure it is clear and trained my cats to say Thunder. Everyday I come in and I am like Flash and he is like Thunder i am like hey any Jerries around. I also sit by every window and am like this jump is easy we arn't needing a parachute this low.

Forgot the best thing yet when I gota take the bus we have three bus drivers grr all are evil. But each of my friends and I have decided on a name for every person. There is Hitler, Mussolini and then there is Hirohito. Trust me all three are almost clones of them. biggrin:

Howcome I wasn't invited? cry:

because we dont love you :)

Oh yeah that was funny, we just sat around making this shit up.

i got banned from mirc for no reason lol. i guess it was because i was tlaking shit to everyone

mabye its just cuz your ugly

you're right germ, i banned your sorry ass for 60 minutes. i don't appreciate you trying to immitate other members of the channel and i don't appreciate all the other bullshit you do. if you don't like it, then you can fucking behave and act (semi) mature like everyone else. should you find these unacceptable, you can stay the fuck off.

oh, one more thing, stop begging for "moderator"

i stopped that a while ago lol

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[quote:506c4][11:50] <Stylin_Trix> ?
[11:50] <Stylin_Trix> that's it
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[11:51] <SargentScrotum> ok im off
[11:51] <SargentScrotum> later
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[11:51] <DoomOnYuo> hi
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[11:52] *** DoomOnYou sets mode: +m
[11:52] <DoomOnYou> germ germ germ when will you learn
[11:52] <SpecialED> lol
[11:52] <SpecialED> hes fucking sick man -
[11:52] <SpecialED> i really believe this
[11:52] <SpecialED> Germ you wouldnt come anywhere near my children or my pets
[11:53] <DoomOnYou> hmm i havent banned anyone in awhile
[11:54] <SpecialED> lol - Someones name on the AA.com server is "The Final Solution"
[11:54] <SpecialED> ::shakeshead::
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[11:56] *** DoomOnYou sets mode: +b *!*@ACC35BDE.ipt.aol.com
[11:56] *** DoomOnYuo was kicked by DoomOnYou (DoomOnYuo)
[11:56] *** SpecilaEd was kicked by DoomOnYou (SpecilaEd)
[11:56] *** Trippers was kicked by DoomOnYou (Trippers)
[11:56] *** DoomOnYou sets mode: -m
[11:56] <DoomOnYou> ill give it an hour ban[/quote:506c4]

anything else you would like to question?