JUST FEEL LIKE I WIPED WITH A STEEL-RAG...
 

Why the hell do offices use the cheapest of the cheap shit when it comes to bathroom material. I can put up with the slow ass computers, and the piss poor security we have - but god damnit when I wipe, I want something smooth and soft running through there - not some dry ass thing. Fuck. We JUST RECENTLY got rid of that old powdered soap shit and "evolved" to the new gel soap.

fire1: GOVERNMENT-SPENDING.

Now I get to walk around like I just got worked over with a "toy" from some German-Fruitcakes fetish supply closet.

GAH HAW HAW HAW!! I know what you mean, man!

The paper they have in the washroom here is so thin, you could read the newspaper through it (believe me, I tried it one day). You'd think that something so thin couldn't possibly be rough...you'd be wrong. I swear this stuff has a grit rating like SANDPAPER does.

I wish I could feel the cottony softness of Cottonelle...


Zone

lol where do u work. like in a big ass building in nYc

I wouldn't live IN New York if you paid me - well maybe if you paid me...ALOT.

I work in an EDD building in California.

And we just got word that there will be no more U.I. extensions PAST December 6th - WOOHOO!!! Which means we'll get an office full of fucks on Dec 7th yelling and screaming that its "bullshit" that they cant get any more money to sit on their ass.

that's a roger, whoever stocks the TP at my university should be shot, hung, and re-shot!

y wouldnt u wanna work in nYc?
Its not at all like in the movies. You dont have to live in the Bronx. i live in a really nice neighboor hood, just like any other city has

I've been to NY a few times - quite frankly that over-crowded arrogant shit town can kiss my ass. Now I'm sure there are other places in NY that are cool, but NYC - you can have it.

Off-topic, but I wanna see what kind of shit the chicks bathroom is rocking with.

They probably have a couch.

u guys just wanna go in it, you dont care what they got

We have a couch. It was made in 1983 and I dont think anyone has ever sat on it, but we have one. I garuntee they have more though. Cause I remember a time when a couch in the mens room was a long coveted property.