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Airborne Butters 11-23-2002 10:13 AM

Had the wierdest dream ever!
 
Okay so my night was filled with like 2 wierd dreams! First was, that I was starting a new job whne suddenly I relized it was a cult! I relized it when I was sitting in the training class and they tried to rip my glasses off my face cause it protected me from their hypno beams (kinda corny). So I punch the guy who tried taking em off, then I ran outside and away from them. Then I woke up, but I fell back asleep and my second dream was that I was a moto cop! So I was on high speed chase, when the car suddenly pulled over. 4 black girls were in the car, then one of em pops out the passenger window and has a gun. well I try to get my gun but I can't and she shoots me but it goes all like slow motion (Max Payne style) I get hit but it's like nothing. All I said when I got hit was "Oh shit, what the fuck?" So I pulled out my gun and shot her like 5 times.

Anywho that was pretty wierd for me, my dreams are always filled with killing Nazis. oOo:

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 10:19 AM

Heh, your second dream sounds like what my life will be like when I get older. I hope I'm gonna be a cop/narc agent some day.

descry 11-23-2002 12:39 PM

lol a narc. that would be a pretty cool job though

Akuma 11-23-2002 12:55 PM

You'd make a shit-load of money.

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 02:12 PM

[quote="Gothic_child180":17c64]You'd make a shit-load of money.[/quote:17c64]

Nah, narcs only make a lot of money if they sell it undercover and keep the cash.

SoLiDUS 11-23-2002 04:33 PM

... unless your buddies fuck you over for it, which happens often enough.
Greed.

ninty 11-23-2002 04:38 PM

I always have dreams about naked chicks...

Pyro 11-23-2002 05:23 PM

it is always the black girls...

Vance 11-23-2002 05:27 PM

Re: Had the wierdest dream ever!
 
[quote="Airborne Butters":db679]So I pulled out my gun and shot her like 5 times. [/quote:db679]
You shot a black person? RASCIST!

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 06:02 PM

lol.

11-23-2002 08:26 PM

cop would be ok. but a fucking nark i hope you get shot over it. j/k

Chronic Diarrhea 11-23-2002 10:11 PM

[quote="Founding_Law":94b43]cop would be ok. but a fucking nark i hope you get shot over it. j/k[/quote:94b43]

See, that's the beauty of being a narc. The sissy patrolmen can give all the tickets they want, while I'll be dealing crack with a bunch of "tight gansta niggas". biggrin:

Tripper 11-23-2002 10:17 PM

Too much Training Day. hake:


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