God I'm stupid
 

I just went into the kitchen and attemped ro to cut the tip of left index finger with a knife instead of cutting a hole in a bag, bled all over the place. Lucky I found some gauze. I can't believe how many times I've told my kids never use a knife to open a bag, use a sicsors. Of course if they would have put the sicsors away I wouldn't have used a knife.

Did you learn your lesson??

Don't eat stuff inside bags until your wife opens it up for you mwah:

Yikes! Be careful not to speel all over yourself!

You must be more careful, my friend.

She's in bed, I thought I could steal some candy.... I think I might get grounded....

Ask your wife to give a kiss to your boo boo and it'll get better just like that. happy:

In the end, did you get the candy?

If I was you, I would throw the knife and 5 candies away, because they were bad luck. Then - I would eat the rest.

That won't work, she calls my penis boo boo.... No wait that will work, good idea, thanks.

"...you cut your finger!?...please remove your shlacks and uunderhosen,
I'll come and apply some Knacker-Laquer immediately, Low Sshpark...."*

[img]http://hometown.aol.com.au/chucktupp/nur.jpg[/img]

*she's back!...

never seen a nazi with that much cleavage cool:

[quote:0c4c0]never seen a nazi with that much cleavage [/quote:0c4c0]

I've got a very provocative picture of Herman Goering. evil:

...yes, in the dying days of the Third Reich....Hitler was still obsessed by the idea of unleashing a firestorm of
Hot Nurses with Really Big Tits upon the free world, ....then the Russkies rocked into town,
...and Tom Hanks did the rest, as you know.....interesting proposition, all the same........ [img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/nowayparvaz/smileys/22.gif[/img]

Oh man I know how you feel, I was prying an airplane model open with an exacto knife, it slipped and went right into my hand, at first in didn't hurt and I pulled the knife out and GUSH! it squirted all over my brand new polo shirt, I swear I've never bled so much in my life, must've clipped an artery.

When I was a kid my Mom always warned me about the jagged edge on a tin can when you open it. I was always saying, "Yea, yea, mom. I'll be careful." Then one day I got a job as a prep cook, and I'm opening a big can, and SLASH, I totally rip open my finger.

Besides that one, I cut the tip off of my fingerprint pad, cut my thumb to the bone, and pretty much deliberately sliced myself with a steak knife (box moved, but I still cut), just to name the more spectacular events during my employment there.

Man those were great days.

"And today, on AlliedAssault.com, we have:

Nazi nurses with big tits & Sliced open fingers."


It's gonna be a great show.

//Rudedog runs around aa.com making sure all the sharp objects are out of reach of it's members

You know what they say. It's all fun and games until you cut the tip of your finger off. oOo: