So.... I drank too much gin today
 

Woa!!! I threw up like five or six times today, since I drank a waterbottle of gin. I have offended a few people, and I made some laugh. This was probably one of the worst days I've ever had involving my body, and alcohol. I am sitting here by a trash can that I threw up a bunch of gin and salad(!!), with mayo!!! Oh man, that's bad. I felt like it wasn't even me at the computer, so I'm terribly sorry to whoever i offended or talked to in a freaky way online. I'm never drinking again...eh, like that will work. :P Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go throw out my vomit into the local depository!

Sounds lovely. As long as you're not a mean drunk, I don't care.

You wouldnt last a minute in SAC.

Try some Dry Vermouth, or SKY Vodka. Thatll get that gin feeling outta ya.

And then pass some off to the Ball-Wook, maybe hell get drunk and develop a personality.

HAH! I had vodka yesterday!! But, my friend, i had like a whole waterbottle of gin, since i put it in a waterbottle. I think I'm an alcohol. I drank it on an empty stomach while having some grapes. It was 2:00p.m. LOL!!
...and some slald.
Edit: I forgot that I had salad. :P

Just two nights ago I got drunk for my third time. I think I've finally come to grasps that I'm a happy drunk, and I at times. I jump off of things. My friends had to throw me down and pour water on my face. I don't remember the details, but my friends told me I was screaming for a Lifeguard when they poured the water on my face, then I joked about wishing it was a Baywatch Babe. I don't know if I should get drunk too much...

...if you're not feeling 100% because you've been hitting the turps...
try a large plate of fat, with a hair in it.....[img]http://www.sector101.fsnet.co.uk/yahoo/flowsolder/smileys/32.gif[/img]

I got drunk a bunch of times, but today...oh man...it was like beyond drunk. I was uber drunk.

LMFAO! Spooge you drunk! I had about 30oz of Kristov last night...It tastes foul, I smelt foul, I felt foul, I acted as happy as a pig in shit. (Quite happy).

It was fun, till the morning reared its ugly little head.

[quote:8c484]HAH! I had vodka yesterday!! But, my friend, i had like a whole waterbottle of gin, since i put it in a waterbottle. I think I'm an alcohol. I drank it on an empty stomach while having some grapes. It was 2:00p.m. LOL!!
...and some slald.
Edit: I forgot that I had salad. :P [/quote:8c484]

Are you still drunk? Because, apparently you are an alcohol. biggrin:

[quote:8c484]Just two nights ago I got drunk for my third time. I think I've finally come to grasps that I'm a happy drunk, and I at times. I jump off of things. My friends had to throw me down and pour water on my face. I don't remember the details, but my friends told me I was screaming for a Lifeguard when they poured the water on my face, then I joked about wishing it was a Baywatch Babe. I don't know if I should get drunk too much... [/quote:8c484]

Don't ever get drunk again.

ROFL!!! I'm an alcohol I guess. A juicy sexy alcohol.

Hey Spooge, who did the cyrillic sig?

Yousa j00cy Mutha! biggrin:

YOU'RE THE DRUNK NOW DAWG!

...erm, I'll have a Spooge on the rocks...with a little umbrella.... oOo:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":b06eb]Hey Spooge, who did the cyrillic sig?[/quote:b06eb]
LOL, I did. It's ok, no? I wanted to try something new. :)

It is pretty secse!

I told you you'd do that! Next time listen to the wide wisdom of Butters!