Great night
 

Well tonight me and my friends had a few drinks, and we were driving around looking for something to do, so we are like "lets go fruitbowl (moon someone with your nuts between your legs) someone." So we pull up to this house and 3 of us stood their doing the fruitbowl towards the house, my other friend hits the horn the lady looks out her window and sees us standing there mooning her. So she walks away. My friend in the car is laughing his ass off when all of a sudden he yells "OMFG SHE PULLED A FAST ONE, SHES COMING FROM THE SIDE DOOR!" she had snuck out the side door! we zipped up and took off but shes fucking tackled, yes my friends tackled one of my friends who went to run away. Luckily he got away from her. Mind you she was about 45. So we got in the car and rolled out fast. LOL classic night

Ha! That is classic.

Ha Ha tackled by a girl. Are you sure this friend wasn't you? biggrin:

out drinkin sounds fun! I once was blasted and went to my neighbors house to get a cup of sugar to make some Kool-Aid, My freinds/roomates were laughing as I left and I wondered why...."I wont give them any damned Kool-Aid" I mumbled to myself as i stumbled towards my closest neighbor's door. I half walk / half pull myself up the steps and put 3 well placed knocks on the door. My neighboor (a 60-70 year old widow) opens the door and stumbles back in amazement. I extended my hand (with empty mug) and politely say "May I have a cup of sugar for some Kool-Aid if its no bother?" about this time the lady smacks the cup from my hand and comes after me, broom in hand! She's screaming and yelling things like "Get away from my house you pervert!!!!" and "I'm going to call the policemen!!!" As I run I begin to ponder what could have her so upset with me. I mean cmon, alls I wanted was a cup of sugar! About the time I cross the threshold of my property I happen to glance down and see the hair on my legs standing at end and realize "It's damned cold out here with no pants on!" Luckily I made it away from the madwoman without being harmed and the policemen never showed up (If she even phoned them in the first place) To this day I still have no idea what could have driven that woman to such insanity. Crazy individuals out there I tell you.

ROFL @ cpt John miller.... that must of been priceless man[img]http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_lmao.gif[/img]

Oh it was very priceless, wish i had a video camera, we do dumb shit like that every friday biggrin: Dr. Deleto ROFL! that is fucking halarios

What ever pranks you do, don't do the one where three guys went out doing drive by paintballings at people. They were dumb enough to video tape it as they hit about 5-7 people that night. The tape found its way into a court room as they were sentenced for their crime!

Ya see! This is why you need a digital camera Miller

Anyways, last nite sucked the big one for me. I was sick with the flu. Went to bed around 12, which is early for me. Then I couldn't sleep at all last nite because I had wierd chest pains and couldn't breath. This whole weekend will probally suck because I have all this work to do for school.

Last time I seen someone put their balls tucked in... I swear to Christ I think he popped 'em. He was doing his "Erica" impression. I, I will never do the Erica impression ed:

I was at a party one time and and me and a couple of friends got a little drunk. We then felt the need to play football in the house. Not my house of course but this girls. So we were playing and all of a sudden one of my friends tackles me me straight through the door. The door breaks off the hinges and everything. oh man that was funny. However the girls parents didnt seem to think so. And this past halloween, i had some eggs with me and was with a couple of friends. Around the corner comes a car with these kids, the van has the side door open and throws an egg at us. It missed us and i then threw an egg back and it went inside the open door. hahahah the stupid motherfuckers go blasted with an egg right inside the car. The car immediatley stopped, they jumped out and chased us but we were never hit once. It was awesome.

this should be called the "stupidity thread" hake:

[quote:6c79f]this should be called the "stupidity thread" [/quote:6c79f]

Why? Because you have no friends?

ok, here's a prank we did some years back.
It was getting close to Halloween so all these people had scarecrows and shit out on their lawns. Well, after dark, we took someones scarecrow and hid behind a parked car. We waited for a passing motorist and threw the scarecrow in front of the car at the last second! Man, talk about giving someone a heart attack!! The driver locked up the brakes and blasted the shit out of the scarecrow! Needless to say, we didn't stick around to see what happened next! I bet that guy is still looking for us!