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Airborne Butters 12-15-2002 09:08 PM

BAAAAAHUMBUG! I'm showing new respect to roofers!
 
Son of a bitch! I love the holidays and all, don't get me wrong, but I hate it when I have the most odd designed roof! Now keep in mind that I have a fear of heights. So we were stringin lights about 10 above, nothing bad. But then my roof has to be 18-20 feet high at points. So there I am putting clips on the roof, lying on my stomach and gently starting to slide down my roof and be met with concrete. Luckily I didn't! Then of course! What happens? The string at the highest part of my roof goes out!

Basically after 3 hours of this, and my dad farting from Taco Bell and the hot air rising we get it done. IT looks craptacular but we'll just say we're Jewish!

Innoxx 12-15-2002 09:10 PM

Christ, now fatty is complaining about christmas lights and a flatuant father.

descry 12-15-2002 09:11 PM

ya well take that cause i dont have to

Magnum 12-15-2002 09:15 PM

I'm Jewish and I help my neighbors with their lights. Fun stuff. You don't seem to enjoy the whole Florida thing, do you?

Zoner 12-15-2002 09:26 PM

Butters, at least you didn't have to do all that in 3ft of snow. Like me.

oOo:

Now THAT was a pain in the sphincter.


Zone

Airborne Butters 12-15-2002 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Christ, now fatty is complaining about christmas lights and a flatuant father.

Great now asshole has to come back and complain.

As for Zoner, yea my mom was all like "When we lived in NY I had to do it while it was snowing on a ladder on top of the van while your father was on the road!" I'm like mom shut up, it's cold and I'm sick!

Innoxx 12-15-2002 09:35 PM

Hey, fatty Macgee, I'm not complaining I'm just stating the facts, you bitch too much. You add to the stereotype that all fat people are lazy and bitch about everything.

Airborne Butters 12-15-2002 09:38 PM

Wish I had time to be lazy. But hey I'm gonna be the mature one and not get in this again.

Innoxx 12-15-2002 09:42 PM

Yeah, you're right, we should just hold hands and take long hot showers together into the wee hours of the night.

Milla 12-15-2002 09:43 PM

CAN IN ON JOIN THAT!?!?!

12-15-2002 10:18 PM

to bad you didn't fall off

Airborne Butters 12-15-2002 11:10 PM

Yea too bad eek:

I almost did though. Freaky, I'm afraid of heights too.

12-16-2002 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
to bad you didn't fall off

the world has enough earthquakes

cameltoe 12-16-2002 12:43 AM

ha!! i bet you jews dont like to play as the axis ever biggrin:

Magnum 12-16-2002 01:05 AM

Not true. Not so much in Spearhead, but in AA, Axis definitely has the rifle advantage with the two Mausers.


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