Slipknot
 

Well, a few nights ago I decided to get a Slipknot cd: Iowa. What can one say about Slipknot? Slipknot has some ok sounding music, but the lyrics are so depressing, and ridiculous, that they are actually hilarious and I can never take them seriously. When I was under the influence, me and my friends kept dancing to it like pansies, and pretending we were actually taking it seriously, and we laughed our asses off. The crazy ass yelling, the really fast music that is too fast... It's undancable, but one can try and look funny. It's ridiculous. Some songs have voices as if they were taken out of an Nsync cd; good stuff. Depressed people's music ownz0rz.


By the way, I'm sorry to all the people who might actually be Slipknot fans, and who might be annoyed that I have just made fun of their favorite band. happy:

people still buy music cd's eek:

the only song i like from there is the song wait and bleed

I used to like Slipknot when I was a 15 year old with anger issues, but now they're just comical with the I GONNA KILL AL PACINO BLAAAAAAHHHH!!! RAWWWWR!!! I GONNA RAPE A GOAT MOOOOO!
No thanks, I'll stick with Audioslave.

Wait and Bleed........FUCK, it's not on Iowa! Son of a bitch!






... it's a Festivus miracle!

I liked it when you had blue hair and listened to Techno, Spooge.

Now you're all drunk and stuff. biggrin:

slipknot = ghey 'nuff sed

I know! I listen to Rage! I shave my pubes! I have the hottest girl ever as my girlfriend! What the hell is going on with me?!

[quote:cc3bf]I know! I listen to Rage! I shave my pubes! I have the hottest girl ever as my girlfriend! What the hell is going on with me?! [/quote:cc3bf]

ROFL. I didn't know about the pubes....and I wish I still didn't. angel:

You do have one hottie of a girlfriend. I suppose these changes are much welcomed!

umm... maybe you can refresh our memory on how your girlfriend looks... prefebly a photo......*pulls out hand lotion*

Inoxx' sig is more than enough for you.

Slipknot blows...TOOL is the shit !!

[quote="Recycled Spooge":94d4f]I know! I listen to Rage! I shave my pubes! I have the hottest girl ever as my girlfriend! What the hell is going on with me?![/quote:94d4f]

You're fucked. hake:

[quote=Totenkopf]You're fucked. hake:[/quote:b6ee8]
Totenkopf, I know you like Slipknot!! hake:

Slipknot is teh suk