SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I totaled my fucking charger!!! GODDAMMIT

anyway I just got done taking measurements of the engine and stuff and was taking it to a body shop which was an hour away to see someone about parts for it and then go to a party to show it off..

it was pitch black out. I could only see the road ahead of me. it was on a highway. I reached down to change the cd in my cd player and looked up and saw nothing but fur in the headlights.... SLAM! I jerked real hard from the impact and the deer went flying about 30 feet. it was a large doe...I got out of the car and looked at the deer... it was bleating its ass off and it was bleeding from the mouth and nose. it musta been paralized or had a cuncussion or something. I looked at my beutiful charger... the front now mangled and full of little tuffs of fur on it. I then I got back in the car to go to town and call the sherrif but the car wouldnt budge. I saw another motorist and flagged them and they had a cell phone.

we called the police and told them about the deer. in about 10 minutes a cop showed up and put a slug into the animal and ended its life... the deer musta been hurt bad I was going about 70.

I got a ride to the party and my beloved charger was towed cry:

I'll keep u all updated on my restoration project, this car is not going to the fucking dump. M16: M16: M16: M16:

FUCK DEER fire1: fire1:

Cool. Poor deer and poor charger.

Poor deer. cry:

ROFL MIKE!

shit like that happens up here in the north country! bahaha

Did the sheriff let you keep the deer? Shit, you already tenderized it.

oh where oh where can my charger be?
the deer took her away from me,
she gone to fuck and now I got to be a good mechanic,
so I can drive my baby before I eat the venison evil:

i doubt it did a ton of damage to the car...

FUCK THE DEER, RUINING A MUSCLE CAR IS A DAMN CRIME.

a life is more important than metal.

No its not.

Nah, theres plenty more deer, but there will never be more Dodge Chargers EVER!

if it was a person, he'd be on trial soon for manslaugther. techically by fucking around witha cd player, he wasn't driving properly with his head always faced on the road.

i can't understand why people are so compassionate. And how many people run across a highway when it's pitch black out?

drunk people.

If a plastered guy gets roadrunned at 70mph........ where's the problem?