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Bazooka_Joe 01-07-2003 09:28 AM

The Simpsons: Looking for a sound!
 
It's the episode where Homer sends Mr. Burns an "I hate you" letter. He decides that he didn't want to give it to him, and tries to go to the post office as Mr. Burns.

HOMER: (Acting voice) "Hell-oooo. . .I'm Mr. Burns. . .I'd like to get my mail, pleasseeeee. . "

MAILMAN: "Ok, Mr. Burns, what is your first name please?"

HOMER: ". . ..I don't knowwww. . ."

I need that sound! Can anyone help?

Zoner 01-07-2003 09:51 AM

Here ya go:

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds/mail.wav

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Zone

descry 01-07-2003 10:00 AM

lol did you just have that laying around?

Zoner 01-07-2003 10:24 AM

heh heh...found it pretty easily, actually.

Guess I lucked out.


Zone

Bazooka_Joe 01-07-2003 01:00 PM

LOL

Zoner, I love you. I owe you 1 session of man-sex. oOo: ed:

Zoner 01-07-2003 02:49 PM

<Simpsons reference>

Sorry, Joe, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

</Simpsons reference>

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Zone

Milla 01-07-2003 05:38 PM

ROFLMFAO! thats clasic "..i dont know" LOL!

Airborne Butters 01-07-2003 05:40 PM

Marge: " No Homer, you'll kill us all!"

Homer: " Or die trying!"

Bucknub 01-07-2003 09:53 PM

or homer in new york

Homer: "I'm getting out of this city alive, even if it kills me".

lol

Vance 01-07-2003 10:05 PM

Or, Homer bowling a perfect game....


Lenny: ''Hey Homer, that's four strikes in a row. You've got a
perfect game going.''
Homer: ''Really?''
Carl: ''Careful what you say, Lenny; you'll jinx him.''
Lenny: ''Oh, right, sorry.

Miss! MISS! Sorry, I was
calling the waitress. [to waitress] Ah, this split you
sold me is making me choke.''
Homer: ''Lenny!''
Lenny: ''What? I paid 7.10 for this split.''
Carl: ''Will you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad?''
Lenny: ''Hey, SPARE me your gutter-mouth!''

con Brio 01-07-2003 10:09 PM

what do u need the sound for?

Eight Ace 01-07-2003 11:55 PM

Homer on all-fours yelling to God "if you're so great, if your'e really there... contact me now! " or whatever,

...phone rings...

Homer, totally freaked, slowly picks up phone:-

"...yhellooooo00000?????..."

perfect biggrin:

Magnum 01-07-2003 11:58 PM

That "I don't know" response is so classic.

Bazooka_Joe 01-08-2003 12:40 AM

[quote="con Brio":42ba7]what do u need the sound for?[/quote:42ba7]

It's a reference to one of the morons that calls our deptmartment. Basically, we needed to show him how to use a mouse, turn on the PC, the floppys dont go in the slot CD-ROM, and that closing programs after using them was necessary. So, he called and said this:

[quote:42ba7]"Hello this is Mr. ________(hey, you never know whos on these forums! lol), I'm trying to open this program, but it dosen't seem to want to.. . ."

"Ok, can you tell me what's on the screen right now?"

"......it's black".

"Is the monitor on?"

"........ummmm..thats the TV right? No, it's off. . OH! The PC's off too, I got it, ok thanks bye! *CLICK*"

"(insert obscene words here)". . ..*CLICK*[/quote:42ba7]

I swear though, the most intellengent mistake this guy ever made was trying to put the phone line into his ethernet jack on his laptop. That one actually stumped me so bad I had to goto his office, heh

01-08-2003 01:57 AM

guys you should try watching family guy. That show is good as well.


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