Someone got squashed..
 

I woke u[ this morning and the first thing i hear on the radio..

in my home town someone got squashed between a train and a bus.

The bus went trough a red light and the train was coming..
and a guy was trying to stop the bus with a flag and was splattered..the guy dead (DUH) but its pretty weird that sumthin like that happens in your town, i always stuff like that on the news in other country's or citys, pretty sick..

Well i woke up this morning and i squashed a bug.

wow that fucking interesting... eek:

Interesting way to die.

When I go I wana get caught in the gears of a combine harvester, come out in a wheatabix packet and scare some ol lady..

mwah:

Well what the hell was the moron doing trying to stop a bus with a train coming? Sheesh.. ..

it was a railroad in the middle of nowhere and goverment doesn't want to place a stopsign or a waddayacallit???the thing that goes up and down??

anyway now they use people didnt go to school and are fucking RETARDED and give m a flag and a shiny suit and they warn the vehicles if a train is coming.

anyway i thin he will get replaced next week with a junkie or sumthin...

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2068b]Interesting way to die.

When I go I wana get caught in the gears of a combine harvester, come out in a wheatabix packet and scare some ol lady..

mwah:[/quote:2068b]

Or i could arrange death by semtex? eek: