Words for Birthday Cards
 

What's something good to write on a birthday card?

it's my boss' birthday tomorrow and I have no idea what to write on the card... eek:

help me oOo:

(p.s. i'm trying to butter her up b/c i wanna ask for a pay rise at the end of the month! biggrin: evil: )

I wanna kiss you all over... over and again.

eeeekkk! stay the hell away from me!

hahaha you sick bastard! biggrin:

anyway, i should mention that my boss is a ... hmm, large woman .. who will be 40


p.s. I'm married and not into that kind of kinky stuff Innoxx. But i'll gladly watch your videos of you doing that kind of stuff ed: biggrin:

Well then you could try this,


Happy Birthday!

I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Well u could say Happy Birthday u big nut open this card and get a slut. LOL

Front: Well boss, another year has come and gone, and you're still as good looking and full of spunk as ever!

Inside: But how bout we skip the small talk: Can I request a raise?

[quote="Pfc.Green":0011f]Well then you could try this,


Happy Birthday!

I like big butts and I cannot lie...[/quote:0011f]
continued...
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

Thats a great song

Congratulations, you're one year closer to dieing of old age...... evil:

hows about,

Front: Happy Birthday, you hefty cow!!...
Inside: I want a pay rise...right fuckin' now!

[quote="Da_Bian":710ec]i'll gladly watch your videos of you doing that kind of stuff ed: biggrin:[/quote:710ec]

I'll see what I can do.

Happy b-day, Now open those beef curtains, cuz I gots somthin for you!