Sherlock Holmes Joke
 

Read this and thought it was pretty funny.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."

This was voted the worlds funniest joke some how.

bah

It was good for a chuckle, but not for the worlds best joke.

The worlds best joke is: How do you stop a Polish tank???














Shoot the guy that's pushing it! biggrin:

Re: Sherlock Holmes Joke
 

Preposterous!!...Mr.Holmes would never take that tone with his colleague Doctor Watson,
...you sir are a blackgaurd and a scoundrel!!

...removes glove...slaps CoUbLaCkAs face.... oOo:

ROFL JOE! spooge will love that one! biggrin:

Re: Sherlock Holmes Joke
 

[quote="Eight Ace":e24ff]Preposterous!!...Mr.Holmes would never take that tone with his colleague Doctor Watson,
...you sir are a blackgaurd and a scoundrel!!

...removes glove...slaps CoUbLaCkAs face.... oOo:[/quote:e24ff]
you better stop smoking whatever your smokin

fuck off coulblacka,you don't have wit and you don't understand 8's humour

and you dont understand mine cause i was joking. Settle down, and who is coulblacka?

And how old are you, like 55? Get a life.

And you guys wonder why every thread gets locked.

What do you do if a polish soldier throws a grenade at you?






Pull the pin and throw it back! biggrin:

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":906fe]It was good for a chuckle, but not for the worlds best joke.

The worlds best joke is: How do you stop a Polish tank???














Shoot the guy that's pushing it! biggrin:[/quote:906fe]

isn't that Iraqi tank?

how do you break up a game of Taliban bingo?



















yell "B-52!"

Heh. Last one was good.

This will probably start an argument and get this thread locked, but I found this to be pretty funny:

President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'help you," replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Certainment! I get right on it!" said Chretien.

"Oh, and one more small favour, please?" said Clinton.

"Oui?"

"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in colour, at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton.

"No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms.

"I need a favour, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send 'dem to Hamerica."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yah," said the Prime Minister, "an' print 'MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."