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The best quotes from "The Simpsons"
"Duff man says alot of things, oh yeah!"
post your favs biggrin: |
Burns: "...and its made from 100% recycled animal!"
Homer: "HOLY MACARONY!!!" Apu: "Shut up... Why don't you shut up?... I can't believe you won't shut up!" |
I don't really have a favorite one... maybe...
Krusty: "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!" |
"i bent my wookie"
-ralph |
"C'mon, Moe. It's been St. Patrick's day for hours now and I'm not drunk yet! "
--Homer Simpson |
Lisa: [reads card] ''Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB. Whats that extra B stand for?''
Homer: ''It was a typo.'' Homer: ''Help, somebody light this monkey!'' |
"mebbe it just collapsed on it's own"
"duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem" "1 dollar for eternal happiness...mmm...i think ill keep the dollar" |
Homer: Default! The two sweetest words in the English dictionary! De-fault! De-fault!
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"Dancing away my hunger pains, moving my body so my stomach won't ache, I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacreligious way..."-Homer
I don't know if that's the exact words, been a while since I've seen that. |
D'oh!
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It's the episode where Homer is so happy, he does everything he used to hate. He goes to church, takes the bread and says "mmmm. . .sacrligious. . ."
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Oh and when Homer had the bucket on his head, and Bart was drilling eyeholes into the bucket.
HOMER: "Ok, easy. ... easy. . .little more. . .." *Sound of drill penetrating flesh* HOMER: ".......Too far." heh |
Principal Skinner: "Quick Nibbles, chew through my ballsack!"
Hardest I EVER laughed at the Simpsons, and that's saying something... Zone |
Homer: "Ahh, somethings clawing at my leg, nevermind it stopped."
Thats when he was rich and on the yaht and the pirates took it over. biggrin: |
But I don't even beleive in JEBUS ( HOMER )
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