Jay and silent bob song whole version
 

Fuck fuck fuck mutha mutha fuck a mutha mutha fuck fuck fuck noich noich noich 1 2 3 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers rollin phattys doin coke who got the buds we got the buds rollin bud [2 kids walk over jay stops] [Kid: yo lemem get a nicklebag] 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe MY jungle love owie owie owe i wish i got to know ya know ya oh yeah [kid: what the hell are you singin] Jay: you dont know jungle love that shit is the mad note written by god herself and handed down to the best band int he world the mutha fukin time [2nd kid: you meen the guys in thta prince movie[Kid: yeah purple rain][2nd kid: that shit was soo gay 80s style] [Jay picks him up and holds him up ont he wall silent bob walks over and they both are pissed] Jay: dont you ever sya shit about the time me and silent bob base our whole lives around moris d and jerone IM a sweet pimp who loves the pussy and tubby here is my black manservent WHAT


I FEel like ending it now even tho i can say the whole enitre movie i watched it 20 times HOW EXCITEING

I think you got some of it wrong...did u watch the movie with subtitles?

sweet. can you finish the rest of the movie too? jk. biggrin:

i know now i got some wrong like with the beer its like drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers i typed to fast so i messed up some and no sub titles i jsut watched it ALOT of times

crazy Jay and silent bob fanatic!!

i know youve all been dieing to see this PART 2

Quikstop guy comes out of the store [Drop the kid and peddle your goods somewhere else burnboy and for the record the time sucked ass] [he walks away]Jay: yous guys wanna hear something FUcked up about him and that quikstop boy [MINTUTES LATER INSIDE THE STORE]The 2 quikstop guys were behind the counter and hte 2 kids walk up [Kid: a 6 pack of rap.... yo hows the service] [quikstop guy: what service] [Kid 2: the one at the unatarium church last week where you guys got married to each other [Quikstop guy: what the hell are you talking about] [Kid: jay said you guys had a starwars theam wedding and tied the knot dressed as stormtroopers] [kid 2: and he says your the bitch and your the butch] [Quikstop guy 2: IM the bitch!] [Quikstop guy: wells thats how id see it if we were gay] [quikstop guy 2: Oh would you shut up] [Kid: oh shit dude the honeymoons over] [Quikstop guy: thats it im gonan do soemthing about these stoners outside the store] [5 mins later cop here throws jay and bob agisnt the wall] Jay: what the fuck serpico what we do [cop: we got a call about 2 guys standing out in front of a convince store seellign weed] Jay: we dont smoke weed yo [cop: oh yeah whats this for] {ITS BULNTWRAP} jay: i have a poopin problem i put those in my brown eye and bam no shit sticks to my undies see {pulls down pants} [Cop: alright thats it throws em in car]


AND IM SPENT FOR NOW

This guys looney for Jay and Silent Bob.

yup they are the coolest

I like you need to get out more.

i do and i wear my Jay and silent bob tshirt BOOYA

[quote="[RA]ZdaN":bad2c]i do and i wear my Jay and silent bob tshirt BOOYA[/quote:bad2c]

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god its been ages since i made that one

AHAHA thats a classic the church lady

[RA]ZdaN I love you and your jay and silent bob stuff. (in a non sexual way of course)

Kevin Smith Ownz. Too bad all the fad-loiters jumped on the bandwagon. Don't tell me you haven't seen Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy or Dogma.

If I here that shit, I'll slap you're mutha fucking ignorant ass!

Dogma was an excellent film, I nearly died laughing when I saw that.