my librarian ph33rs m3
 

she has spyware loaded on all computers with a little program called atrillus vision, so she sees what your computer sees.
i first sat down in my chair and loaded a process killer that disabled the spyware.
then i loaded up some 1337 proxy servers to get by the internet filtering system. she eventually approached me asking why she couldnt see my computer.
me: "oh your spyware!? yeah its been disabled"
old bitch:"No i dont know what your taking about, spyware is illegal, move to another computer"
me: yeah ok, you dont know what your talking about
old bitch: excuse me
me: *walks away*

--repeats to disable her spyware--


yeah she is old and dosent know what a computer is.. she calls the keyboard a TYPEWRITER, and the mouse THE POINTY CLICKY THING. she just wants to get me in trouble for some odd reason hake:
3y3 0wn h3r!

Re: my librarian ph33rs m3
 

[quote="Simo Häyhä":bc8bc]she has spyware loaded on all computers with a little program called atrillus vision, so she sees what your computer sees.
i first sat down in my chair and loaded a process killer that disabled the spyware.
then i loaded up some 1337 proxy servers to get by the internet filtering system. she eventually approached me asking why she couldnt see my computer.
me: "oh your spyware!? yeah its been disabled"
old bitch:"No i dont know what your taking about, spyware is illegal, move to another computer"
me: yeah ok, you dont know what your talking about
old bitch: excuse me
me: *walks away*

--repeats to disable her spyware--


yeah she is old and dosent know what a computer is.. she calls the keyboard a TYPEWRITER, and the mouse THE POINTY CLICKY THING. she just wants to get me in trouble for some odd reason hake:
3y3 0wn h3r![/quote:bc8bc]

LOL thats soo funny. you should make an owned picture with an old lady in a skirt looking at a kid in a chair infront of a computer with the old lady frowning and shaking her head. we have that crap in our school. We even have cameras in the library how lame

Haha, the librarians at our school go around checking to make sure you have your "internet card" if you're on the internet. So I casually just minimize IE and open up some catalog program.. oOo:

Hah, our school is poor, the computers are slower than hell, and has some crappy filter program, all you gotta do is hit refresh on that page and you get there fine.

Godamn spyware! There was about 200 components of it on my computer!

We have Pentium 2's with 64mb's of RAM. cry: And now we're getting rid of blocked-scheduling to cut down on the number of teachers we need. And they're even going to make people pay to play sports. cry:

we have macs.

Re: my librarian ph33rs m3
 

[quote="Simo Häyhä":48d1d]she has spyware loaded on all computers with a little program called atrillus vision, so she sees what your computer sees.
i first sat down in my chair and loaded a process killer that disabled the spyware.
then i loaded up some 1337 proxy servers to get by the internet filtering system. she eventually approached me asking why she couldnt see my computer.
me: "oh your spyware!? yeah its been disabled"
old bitch:"No i dont know what your taking about, spyware is illegal, move to another computer"
me: yeah ok, you dont know what your talking about
old bitch: excuse me
me: *walks away*

--repeats to disable her spyware--


yeah she is old and dosent know what a computer is.. she calls the keyboard a TYPEWRITER, and the mouse THE POINTY CLICKY THING. she just wants to get me in trouble for some odd reason hake:
3y3 0wn h3r![/quote:48d1d]


That is frickin funny man. Ph33r 7h3 L33+

About a year before i finished school, the school got a grant and bought computers, nothing overly fancy, but made a hell of a difference that using apple macs. yeah - the square things from 1982!.
We did discover though that in the event of an apocalyptic war, cockroaches and those suare apple computers would be left.
they are virtually indestructable. We dropped one out of the top window (they were going to be scrapped anyway) and it bounced! and afterwards still worked oOo: