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Valentine's Day rhymes.
These are entries to a competition asking for a
rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: 1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed 2. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother 3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 4. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face 5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you're not 6. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face 7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life 9. I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming 10. My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way 11. My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "duh duh" 12. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. |
lol!
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Oh god thats just wrong lol |
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ROFL! Those pics are great, Sarge.
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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA....you guys have a never ending supply of funny pictures biggrin:
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