Valentine's Day 2003 Thread
 

guess who's going to be masterbating again this year biggrin:

I'm single, sooo.....

I Hate Valintines Day!!!!!

I will go to school gome home, and then head for guitar lesson. After that I will go eat, come back home and watch Red Green and Connan O'brien and play the PC> :(

VALENTINES DAY IS FOR PUSSIES

My plans involve me sitting alone in my dark cold closet curled up in a fetal position chanting back and forth.

Interesting. Im going to be annoyed at school when they call 200 girls to the office over the PA system. They will all have their flowers and be like "Oh hes so nice, uh like... wow!". Get real Why is valentines day so special? Cant you give your girlfriend candy and flowers say on.... June second? or anyother day!

i belive its spelled MATURBATING, i like valentines day, i have 2 valentines. I IS TEH SEXOR GOD

[quote="Old Reliable":63c20]VALENTINES DAY IS FOR PUSSIES[/quote:63c20]
old reliable is sad because no girls find him attractive biggrin:

[quote:1eafa]old reliable is sad because no girls find him attractive[/quote:1eafa]
agreed

i dont have any time for any of that girlfriend shit, anyways, I'm waiting till I go overseas and find a russian women, i cant stand american girls

[quote="Old Reliable":25cb0]i dont have any time for any of that girlfriend shit, anyways, I'm waiting till I go overseas and find a russian women, i cant stand american girls[/quote:25cb0]
translation: IM UGLY

Hey my dad is in cards sales and you know what he said it is crap other then they get a shit load of sales and he gets a fat bonus. So keep buying crappy cards to show that you love your chick lol. biggrin:

[quote="Simo Häyhä":abfc0][quote="Old Reliable":abfc0]i dont have any time for any of that girlfriend shit, anyways, I'm waiting till I go overseas and find a russian women, i cant stand american girls[/quote:abfc0]
translation: IM UGLY[/quote:abfc0]

translation: airheads turn me off

I'll be eating dinner at an italian restaurant with two black girls (blind dates)
who should be ugly, knowing my luck... mwah:

If not, I promise not to do anything naughty angel:

[quote="Old Reliable":477cb][quote="Simo Häyhä":477cb][quote="Old Reliable":477cb]i dont have any time for any of that girlfriend shit, anyways, I'm waiting till I go overseas and find a russian women, i cant stand american girls[/quote:477cb]
translation: IM UGLY[/quote:477cb]

translation: airheads turn me off[/quote:477cb]

then don't date one, they aren't all airheads