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Argon 02-18-2003 10:04 AM

President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke
 
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and
says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush
says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million
Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"


Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart-ass!
I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"

LoneGunner87 02-18-2003 10:05 AM

Umm was i suppose to laugh at the joke or laugh at u.

geRV 02-18-2003 10:07 AM

Re: President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and
says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush
says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million
Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"


Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart-ass!
I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/lame.gif[/img]

LoneGunner87 02-18-2003 10:08 AM

Re: President Bush and Colin Powell--Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by Argon
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and
says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush
says, "We're planning WW III. This time we're going to kill 40 million
Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaims, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"


Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart-ass!
I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"

[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/lame.gif[/img]

well put gerard couldnt have put it better myself.

Argon 02-18-2003 10:15 AM

Ya I know, its lame. Sorry

Akuma 02-18-2003 10:19 AM

Its true though. I havn't seen any one on these boards opposed to attacking Iraq... maybe a few but not many.

{1CAB}ThiRTeeN 02-18-2003 11:12 AM

I don't want to attack Iraq! Happy there?? saddam should fuck himself

02-18-2003 11:56 AM

[quote="Gothic_child180":48487]Its true though. I havn't seen any one on these boards opposed to attacking Iraq... maybe a few but not many.[/quote:48487]

I don't want to attack Iraq.
don't get me wrong Saddam is evil and he should go, but if we just let Israel have more freedom of movement in the mid-east Iraq would have been nuked already with no loss of Americans. Which leads me to conclude that this is about oil.
If Bush flat out said "we are attacking Iraq for oil, so we don't have to pay Saudis for oil because they fund terror" I would be the first to enlist.
However when people BS me with stories of phantom WMDs I oppose it because I'm being lied to.

Bazooka_Joe 02-18-2003 02:28 PM

I've heard that before, just a different version, but same type.

Wilko 02-20-2003 07:33 AM

Well, i Liked it, Argon, but then, i'm a purveyor of crap jokes oOo:


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