worst movies
 

Ok we had a best movie thread. what do you think are the worst movies

(please stick to plot and acting, not spec effects, because many old movies could be made a lot better if those directors had our tech)

My vote goes to Starship Troopers, the whole idea of Marines being sent to fight giant buggies is right out of 40s-50s comics, too damn corny.

Jack Frost - the one about a serial killer, not the freindly snow man. It was so bad it was funny. I would say Fargo also, but for some reason everyone else seemed to like it. I could only take so much of the "Oh Ya?" , "Ya".

I liked Starship Troopers...heh heh.

Anyway, I'm going with "The English Patient". Stupidly long, boring, and wretched. I'd rather get dill pickles shoved up my urethra than watch that piece of worm-riddled cat shit again.


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Pearl Habor (the one that came out a couple years ago) Make war into a love story? Its almost 4 hours and soooo boring. Maybe an hour of action total.

Most horror movies.

never seen it, previews looked boring enough

[quote="Gothic_child180":560b6]Most horror movies.[/quote:560b6]

...except Friday the 13th, RIGHT? biggrin:

I know, they're piss-poor movies, but I love 'em.


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[quote=Zoner91]...except Friday the 13th, RIGHT? biggrin:

I know, they're piss-poor movies, but I love 'em.


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I said MOST. Original horror movies are sometime okay (ei: Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elmstreet, Holloween) But once they make sequels... hake:

I just saw Ballistics Ecks-vs-Sever yesterday and that was a piece of crap.

The Godzilla movies. Radition cant make 200 foot lizards.

That porn Fram showed me a few days ago.

"Mister! what are you going to do to me now? ......I'm gonna put you on this table like so, and lay you down like this and I'm gonna stick this up your ass....... but I poo from there ........not right now you don't"

LMAO! I hate when they talk in porn... or try to have storylines... or have a theme...

i got a dvd with some of the worst movies ever (mainly bad sf and/or horrors) Funny shit, especially the special effects. Just some titles:

'The handicapt kung-fu killers' (guy with no arms and one with no legs battle lots of dodgy ninjas)

'Messalina, kaiserin und hure' (figure that one out yourself)

Jeepers Creepers! Ugh, they dragged the whole pot out on something that should have taken 10 mins to show. The only good part was the end when the bad guy won instead of the good guy. But overall, ghey movie

[quote="Gothic_child180":90d7e]LMAO! I hate when they talk in porn... or try to have storylines... or have a theme...[/quote:90d7e]

ROFLMFAO! IT WAS A WESTERN THEME! LOL!!! biggrin:

Cable Guy