In honor of black history month
 

Because February is black history month, I call it something else but people would bitch and moan at my nickname for it, I thought that this song about blacks and whites getting together would have no relevance what so ever... but fuck you because I like it. It's called 1-2-3 Slam by Guttermouth if you want to find and actually hear the thing... bitches.


okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
one was white
one was black
i bet you think you're glad
i'm a half breed
just look at me
my skin is fair yet tan
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

kinky hair when i wake up
and straight when i go to bed
my dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
my mother she's a honkey
my dad's kentucky fried
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
it's hot dogs on friday nights
the chicken's country fried
my dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
my mom says pass the squash
i need something to ease the pain
so i'll go downtown and get some downers
i'm going down
i'm going do-own
i'm going down baby
down baby
take me down

whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow
but i've got to get up somehow
got no money
just a good idea
let me tell you how
i'll steal my parents credit cards
oh yes i'll rip them off
i'll go downtown to where dad works
and get myself some cocaine

now i'm high, and i'm not shy
i'll get it off my chest
my mom is white, she thinks she's always right
she thinks that she's the best
my dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
i don't know what the hell i am
so1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

When's White History Month...

I think you've got a career there.

Who?[/b]

*In an effort to piss at least one person off* White history month is every month, as the black folk say... and do you know why? Because white people are better. *Sitting back to watch the reaction*

Thats what i say mother fucker !!
The NAACP would be up in arms if we had a "White History Month"!! Fuck everyone, i hate liberal & politically correct pussies!!

Yea for the white man !!

Let them have their month, we have the other 11.

lmao. ya, true

Why are they called African-Americans, just like Mexican-Americans, or Arab-Americans/Muslim-Americans...you get the point...it's stupid, because we are all AMERICANS!

Then since my background is Scottish, and Russian, and European, should than I'm European-American...

if i went to africa, would i be an american-african? lol...thats so retarded, bah hake:

Well, i guess i'm Austrian-Italian-American !!
Fuck that, I'm "AMERICAN"

No, you'd be called crazy, because why do you want to go to Africa?

white american month? fuckin selfish

there should be a NAMBLA month

[quote:da26f]white american month? fuckin selfish [/quote:da26f]
why are people so angry if someone is selfish?

Yeah, i really wish my birthday was in a different month. All of Feb. is about how ALL the whites were awful to ALL the blacks. fudge, Feb even has a "ghey" birthstone -- Amethist (purple)