This is poo-poo
 

Ok, in my Reading class, we have to hand in a journal entry about a book we are reading over the quarter (Im reading Band of Brothers), and we hand it in like every 3 weeks. Well, today was the day, and I did it last night and forgot to bring it in, so my hardass teacher gives me five fucking zeroes!!!!! Im already failing Reading because our class book is The Hobbit, which is nothing but boring shit sleep: , so its hard to pay attention and the tests are mad hard. Well, Im done, Im just mad, sorry if none of you care

P.S. Out of the 4 tests we had on The Hobbit so far, I havent glotten above 50%... oOo: oOo:

damn edit button, i ment gotten

Reading class? Are you in grade 5 or something?

Yeah, I "forgot" it at home, you know how many teachers hear that? Bet you don't forget it again.

Oh, and the Hobbit is an easy read. Just do it.

Damnit you fool! First off I'm reading the Hobbit, cause I have too. Second, you don't say "I forgot it!" I sauce my excuses! "Mr. Lowery, yesterday when I was getting out of my car I put my books on the roof and the wind blew them away..." that's a bit corny but does the job. Try and get creative! If you had "forgotten" it and knew about it before that class, you call up your rents and tell them it's a big grade and you need to leave early!

Don't bitch about it. When you get older you're find out people HATE whiners. Well, in the military anyways.

Learn from your mistakes.

butters is right, you have to lie a little to get what you need buddy. first of all make it sound tragic and that youll bring it after school or the next morning. about the only adivce i can give
also read the sparknotes at least if you want to make more than a 50

lmfao it reminds me of one time i forgot to study for my macroeconomics final in college and i stared at the test for about 2 hours and could only work on 2 problems...big failure!!!!!!!!!

[quote="Old Reliable":302c9]lmfao it reminds me of one time i forgot to study for my macroeconomics final in college and i stared at the test for about 2 hours and could only work on 2 problems...big failure!!!!!!!!![/quote:302c9]

Yeah, You sure are!

Anyways...Don't fucking bullshit about it, just admit you fucked up. Tell the truth. People hate whiners....And dude, don't listen to Butters, I mean - Look at him! He works as a chef's bitch for christ's sake! Just say "I didn't fucking do it."

ah but right now everything is honkey dorey biggrin:

Most teachers I know would simply ask you to bring it the next day OR get
a zero for sure. Giving people one good chance is always better than being
an ass...

shes an ass, on all her tests, she puts in little tiny details no one would get. And she always says something is too vague. When Bilbo (this hobbit thing) blacked out in one chapter, I put "He fell into darkness" and in her bright pink pen she wrote "Too vague" WTF?!?!!?!? She took the whole 10 points off that question. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mad: mad:

[quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":84791]shes an ass, on all her tests, she puts in little tiny details no one would get. And she always says something is too vague. When Bilbo (this hobbit thing) blacked out in one chapter, I put "He fell into darkness" and in her bright pink pen she wrote "Too vague" WTF?!?!!?!? She took the whole 10 points off that question. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! mad: mad:[/quote:84791]

That seems right.....Couldn't you have simply put "He was knocked out."

(I've never read the book, but I'm assuming that when he 'blacked out' Tolkein meant he was knocked unconscious)

I mean - What the fuck is "He fell into darkness?"

I can see what she means.

roll with the punches, now you know never to describe passing out as falling into darkness oOo:

Yeah, Tripper has a big penis, I mean he has a big pointer... I MEAN he has a point.

Do what you're told. Nothing more, nothing less.