Pants!!
 

Here's a little distraction from all the war-talk around here.

This game is basically taking a line from a movie you love, replacing a word in that line with pants to make it better.

I'll start 'er off:

"I love the smell of pants in the morning! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like pants." - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"


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I dont know wether to laugh or sneeze in my coffee from starbucks. Ill just laugh LOL biggrin:

''I AM in a world of PANTS.'' -Private Pyle, Full Metal Jacket

"up, up up. ..here we go! AK-47, the very best there is. . .when you absolutely positively gotta PANTS every mother-fucker in the room, . .except no subsitutes!" -Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown

"A Jedi's strength, flows from the PANTS. . .but beware of the dark side!" -Yoda, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"If I were to send you flowers, where would I. ..Uhh. .hehe, wait let me re-phrase that. What I mean is. . .if I let you SUCK. . .on my PANTS. . .would you be grateful? -Caster Troy, Face Off

I can still remember wat she said to me that day. What dont touch.. My pants.-cant remember the name, SPR

"A Pants. A demon of the ancient world." -Gandalf, LOTR-FOTR.

"Three pants for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land or Mordor where the Shadows lie." J.R.R. Tolkien

What we do in pants, echoes in eternity!

"Time enough for the PANTS in the grave" Conan the Barbarian

HAW HAW HAW! I don't know why I find this stuff so funny...

"They can take our lives...but they can never take our PANTS!!!!!" - Mel Gibson, "Braveheart"

"I met him 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left, no concience, no reason, no pants. Even the most rudimentary sense of life or death; of good or evil; right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale emotionless face and the blackest pants.........the Devil's pants." - Dr. Loomis describing Michael Myers, "Halloween"


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Kill me before the war is over will you.. It appears that u do not have the better.. Pants, your right my sons wore better... pants. Mel Gibson and that other Guy, Patriot

Uhh first seargent Lipton u organize things here and ill go for.. my pants. Dont know, BOB

hee hee...

I'm on a roll:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Darth Vader, "Star Wars"

"On my signal, unleash pants." - Russell Crowe, "Gladiator"


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"I think I just shit my pants" - Unknown

"PANTS! The other white meat! PANTS! It what's for dinner!. . .I want my pants-back, pant-back, pants-back" -Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me biggrin:

"I'd like to prezent. . .ze very sexuval, ze very TOIGHT. . .Auzstin Powerz PANTS!" -Goldmember, Austin Powers: Goldmember

''We got a Pants Hawk down we gota Pants Hawk Down'' -Black Hawk Down

''When you die, you see the pants.'' -The Ring

''I see dead pants.....'' -Sixth Sense

''My mommy told me not to talk to pants.'' -Any 6 year old kid