Homemade Rhymes
 

Post your homemade rhymes you made up here. Here's my submission:


It's hard to know who's good or not, who's good or who smokes pot, who's great n' who's not. Look I use to hang with 'dis lot smoked from the age of ten, not even men. Just felt they musta stood out, cuz look out, the bats out, If I was you I'd get a vest, an invest in somethin to protect ya head an neck.
-Winters

Red white and blue, the colour of the coo, the coo pumped, i jumped, red white and blue.

look at my teacher she is fat and lame she must be having menustral pain oOo:

i gotz eh rocket and i wantz u 2 sock it

[quote:ae51b]If I was you I'd get a vest, an invest in somethin to protect ya head an neck. [/quote:ae51b]

chest would rhyme better than neck

I was sliding to third and I felt a JUICY terd, DIERREHA!!!

DIERREHA!

Hello Saddam
Would you look out behind you
I think its a bomb

When youre sitting in a room and then you hear a BOOM! Diareha, Diarrhea

Jimmy Chonka is a man, he works with the Taliban

-Al of them mine

they all suck

You think you can fuck with this shit?
You think you can suck on this dick?
You think you can hit someone, and me not know?
You think you can fuck some bitch and their not my hoe?

You say the shit you spill is ryhemes
I say the shit you say is a crime
They should lock you up in a cell with Bubba
So he can fuck you up and call ya lil brotha




i know its not great, ill post better stuff later

You think you can fuck with this shit?
You think you can suck on this dick?
You think you can hit someone, and me not know?
You think you can fuck some bitch and their not my hoe?

You say the shit you spill is ryhemes
I say the shit you say is a crime
They should lock you up in a cell with Bubba
So he can fuck you up and call ya lil brotha




i know its not great, ill post better stuff later

fuck double post...

[quote:5f465]look at my teacher she is fat and lame she must be having menustral pain [/quote:5f465]

Hahaha...that's the best of them all.

You guys should call Death Row Records and see about a contract. biggrin: biggrin:

Yous guys is so whack, couldnt get a contract, but when im on the mic, yo you fade to black, time to get back on track, talking 'bout your rhymes is crap, I know you wish you could spit like I spat,

to bad I shat better rhymes outta my ass, I stay awake in class, never walk without my brass, and never rap crass always first never last just because im so fast.

WERD!!!!!1

lol, well, now we know he didn't put rappers in his sigs for no reason!