Alliedassault

Alliedassault (alliedassault.us/index.php)
-   Offtopic (alliedassault.us/forumdisplay.php?f=13)
-   -   French Joke you may have heard. (alliedassault.us/showthread.php?t=21902)

Whatada 03-29-2003 08:53 AM

French Joke you may have heard.
 
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle,
the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their
headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French
general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to
shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general
that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they
are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't
panic. And that is of course why from that day forward all French
Army officers wear brown pants! happy:

Drew 03-29-2003 08:59 AM

Thanks for coming out. Try again next year. eek:

Whatada 03-29-2003 09:10 AM

[quote="Captain Noctis Aeternus":4c25e]Thanks for coming out. Try again next year. eek:[/quote:4c25e]

Err, okay eek:

Vance 03-29-2003 09:53 AM

Heh, not bad.

Drew 03-29-2003 09:56 AM

Anyways, we're cracking down a bit on all the nation bashing jokes. The french have been pummeled about enough, and we don't need anymore of those patriotic flame wars. So..

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/loct.jpg[/img]


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:26 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.