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Captain Bunny 04-22-2003 05:36 PM

Political Joke
 
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well
son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later
that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to Check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy, so the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed going at it doggy style with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, with everyone at the breakfast table, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class
while the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored And the Future is in deep shit.

04-22-2003 05:46 PM

old, but still funny

11 Bravo 04-23-2003 12:47 AM

Haven't heard that one before. very funny!!! but the best thing about it is, how true is the punchline. lol. biggrin:

cameltoe 04-23-2003 12:52 AM

ah the working class, id hit it

McCoy 03 04-23-2003 12:55 AM

Haha. freak: oOo: biggrin: happy:

Bazooka_Joe 04-23-2003 03:49 PM

Hehe, nice! biggrin:

Zehno 04-23-2003 04:09 PM

Ha haa ha ha ha take that Polotics!!!!!!

06-26-2003 02:21 AM

gay

:Hybrid: 06-26-2003 02:26 AM

i like it, nice

Tripper 06-26-2003 02:47 AM

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*/me lowers himself to loki's level*

FUCK UP GAY FAG!

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