A moth shat on my lettuce!
 

Can you believe that?

Ever have one of those moments where you think you need to make yourself a sandwitch or you'll die of hunger?

I went to make a BLT and I opened the L part of the BLT and there was a bloggin moth sittin on the God Damn lettuce! All the lettuce around him was like all black and shatted on and stuff. So I washed it off a bit and made my sandwitch. Now i'm enjoying my BLT with a side of shat.

Don't they haev people to check shit like this? A tip for anyone who works in a grocery store: people don't like having moth shat on their lettuce.

U actually ate the sandwich with the crappy lettuce? Thats pretty disgusting.

dude, how do i make a BLT wthout the L? its not possible!

get a new piece of lettuce

or if your out go to the store and get a new bag of lettuce then put the new piece on it

well i already ate the sandwitch so i don't need a new lettuce piece.

so is "shat" the plural word for "shit"?

You could leave out the L and insert an S for sausage, H for pork, S for steak, and M for mayonnaise and you'll be set for a good 5 minutes!

No, "Shat" is the past tense of "Shit".

Fuck it...it's only moth shit. How much could they possibly produce, anyway? Wash it off and be a man. gg ninty!

dont ever mess with a mans sandwhich

Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":10e95]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:10e95]

Bingo.

Yeah I know that, but if I don't see it, I don't think about it right?

Anyway, its not a big deal.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":16bc6]Most canned goods have a certain level of feces, hair, spit, etc. in it - along with processed foods.

Its all acceptable to FDA standards. So you've probably swallowed rat dook before.[/quote:16bc6]

no more beefaronifor me mad:

[quote=1080jibber]no more beefaronifor me mad:[/quote:b2ba9]

chef Boyarde (sp?) is a fucking Nazi. I have found slugs, and roaches in my beefaroni a few times. I stopped eating that crap.

Yeah, I don't get clean freaks.....Bitches suck on dicks for christs sake!....And then you kiss them! Does that not tell you anything? A moth is NOTHING compared to the shit you put in your mouth every single day without knowing it.

It's not as if it will kill.....