special eds "special" song
 

Well here’s eds song, it explains everything. Picture the rhythm to be an acoustic guitar...

When I was, a boy of 10
I had a very, best friend
It was kind, you couldn’t tell
But just a little different...

Oh, special ed, momma dropped him on his head
Now he’s not so, bright instead
he’s a little just a little bit special

We played tag, and he’d get hurt
I’d play soldier, he'd eat dirt
I like math, and the spelling - b
ed liked talking to a tree...

Oh special ed, momma dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's just a little bit special,

I ran track, hung out a malls
ed ran head-first into walls

I liked girls, had lots of clothes
ed had names for all his toes

Oh special ed, momma dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a, piece of bread
Cause he’s just a little bit special

One day talking to special ed
He picked up a brick and hit my head
and when he laughed at me that’s when I knew
that special ed made me special ed toooo

Now I laugh as I cum folks
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me, ed is fine, he’s a fuckin Einstein

Oh special ed (and me), momma dropped him on his head
Now he’s not so, bright instead
Cause he’s a little bit special

...that's ..sob.. just so beautiful ..weeps...

[quote="Eight Ace":859ba]...that's ..sob.. just so beautiful ..weeps...[/quote:859ba]its ok ace, let it out.
SMACK get your ass up and stop crying.

sry.. i have those mood swings..
WTF dont laugh at me ! ::smack::

[quote:bcbe9]Now he thinks he's a, piece of bread
[/quote:bcbe9]
Bread makes me poop!

Bread makes me poop![/quote:e7d9c]

LMAO, that was great.

This song could also be a song for Gary Busey.

i love Crank yankers

Dude I saw that guy perform this song. IT was hilarious! I was LMFAO for an hour watching that performance.

My favorite crank was when that one dude played by Jim Florentine was calling this water company on his cell and hit some guy on a country road. He tells the lady hes talking to its a deer but u can hear the guy screaming in pain. The ladys like.. thats a man... and hes goes no.. no its a deer... then eventually he says i got to get this over with and fires 2 gun shots and the lady hangs up.... lmfao .. but did she call the cops? lol

[quote="[DAS REICH]Unknown_Sniper":04822]Dude I saw that guy perform this song. IT was hilarious! I was LMFAO for an hour watching that performance.[/quote:04822]
have you heard all his other songs? there damn funny, although ill probably go to hell for laughing at them.

Ed pwnz each and everyone of you...

never said he didnt

[quote="Coublacka_":39636]never said he didnt[/quote:39636]

never said you never said he didnt oOo:

I doubt that.

hahaha, yeah, that was on this week. I also love the one where the waste managment person calls up the house saying they have too many flushes. I love the posters in the back "Too many poos we all lose" and "Hold it in We all win" biggrin:

ED for MOD!