Longest Time In The Bathroom?
 

Omg this morning i was in the bathroom in my house when i got up to go to school....it was like 6 o`clock and after i took a shower I took a big shit
I meen this was the longest and most hurtfull i`ve ever done! omg

Has anyone of you lost your time in the bathroom and actually spent like 1 or 2 hours on the toilet...and if you say yes cause of masturbating then thats sad it takes you that long,LOL

I had a stomach flu in February and I spent an entire night shittin' gravy. I swear to Jeebus, I was on the can 98% of the time between 11:00PM and 7:00AM (then I went to the hospital).

Nasty.

10 mins max for me

damn
 

thats very sad man...feel bad for ya....did you crap your guts out or some thing?LMAO that would hurt....

Re: damn
 

Not far from it...heh heh

what a messed up topic oOo:. but this is the offtopic forum...

Yes, this is almost as worse as Sclass's "Would you show a kid your pubes for 75 cents?" Thread.

I'm always reading on the shitter, so I'd say the longest has been an hour.

sorry
 

i just wanted to share how much pain i had when i crapped out like 5 feet of chicken i had last night! LMAO
and mash potatoes with awesome country gravy and some country fried steak MUAHAHAHAHAHA
denny`s is awesome...

Hehe, it's a funny one though.

Two factors that a lot of humans cannot fail to find humorous:

1) Toilet humour

2) Other people in pain (Slapstick).

I've had some seriously long stints before. Not as bad as a whole hour, but still...

I'm not sure which I hate more... Shitting bricks or eye-of-a-needle.

HAW HAW HAW! No, nothing's as bad as that thread.

Yes that was disturbing, and right now im typing this while i sit on the shitter.

mad: <---- well thats probably how my face looks when im crapping.

Hopefully there are no flames shooting up from your crotch, though...

What about spending time in th bathroom passed out after puking?

I think i've done that before in my own house. My mom wasn't too pleased, to say the least.

At the time I was 17 and came home from a haloween party just plastered. I probably spent from 3am till like 7am in there sleeping/puking. Fun times.

The longest shit i've taken i probably an hour or two. Leave no man behind.