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Office Depot 06-12-2003 02:54 PM

going to the orthodontist, need tips
 
for you experienced bracerers, whats the best way to get teh tits in the face when at the orthodontist?

Office Depot 06-12-2003 02:55 PM

yo...this is a 30 minute appointment, i have time this time...

Zoner 06-12-2003 02:56 PM

Short of getting arrested for sexual assault, there isn't much you can do when you're in the chair, besides drool and look like a potzer.

Office Depot 06-12-2003 02:58 PM

zoner..are you an experienced brace person? i dont think you are... you would know theres lots you can do... lol..

Zoner 06-12-2003 03:00 PM

Nope, I'm not. My teeth are in good shape so I don't need a grill like a Buick Skylark.

[img]http://dentistry.4mg.com/images/teeths/headgear.jpg[/img]

^ Office Depot ^ biggrin:

Rannoch 06-12-2003 03:00 PM

Unless she's hot, its not any fun. Its like being smothered.

Tripper 06-12-2003 03:03 PM

Tip: Don't cry like a Wuss. biggrin:

T.Hunter 06-12-2003 03:05 PM

Dont even bother. the chicks in there are usually old and fat. but the hot ones always turn out to be bitches, acting like they are the Dr. Fact: you will wana shoot yourself when you feel the pain for those damned things. i had braces for 5 years. and hated every god damn second of it

trust me

this isnt something to get excited about.

it WILL fucking hurt.

Office Depot 06-12-2003 03:11 PM

no no no.. i have had these braces on for like 3 years now, i get them off in about 4 weeks i think.. and the lady that usually works on me doesn't look bad. happy:

Zoner 06-12-2003 03:14 PM

Say to her, "Ya know, when I get these things off, the first thing I'd like to feel on my teeth is your tongue."

Do it. Chicks love nothing more than 'net n3rds who just get their braces off...it's like a passage into manhood.

Office Depot 06-12-2003 03:21 PM

oh zoner.. you're a hoot.. lol..

06-12-2003 04:40 PM

man, i have braces now for the SECOND time. Our dentist bsed us, saying that I need those on earlier so that i couldget them lined up for my next braces. I had those for 2 years, then wore a retainer for 1, then happy i got them off. 3 years later, i had to get them again. WTF?!?

And hurts like hell the first night of having them. And the first thing I wanna do when i get my braces off is eat corn. I hate getting that stuff stuck in my braces oOo:

Office Depot 06-12-2003 04:42 PM

well guys i'm back. it went pretty good.

Vance 06-12-2003 04:42 PM

Sclass, I've always wanted to ask where in the hell did your sig come from?

06-12-2003 04:43 PM

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