how to stop a tank
 

this is a guide on how to stop several nations' tanks using only a BAR

British tank: wait until the crew get out for one of their several daily tea breaks, and shoot them

American tank: put out a bunch of playboy magazines, when crew get out, shoot them.

German tank: wait until it drives 2 miles, it will break down

Japanese tank: penetrate armor with the BAR

Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it

Russian tank: dfon't know yet, sure that Vodka has something to do with it[/i]

what about the french....hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

French tank: A tank? What's that?

The French tank is the sportscar of tanks. Its fast, but not really good for anything but running away.

hahaha!

lol

Re: how to stop a tank
 

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Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it

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LOL! Thanks for that > :)

sorry I forgot the French (even though when I was making up teh joke I included teh French in it)

French tank: drop BAR, point colt .45 at tank, wait for white flag

HAHA!! Nice

Not to bag on the french since it is so overdone here, but I watched Oceans 11 the other day and they had a funny french comment. It went something like -

You wnat to rob a casino? You cant rob a casino. They have enough armed personel to occupy paris. OK, OK, bad example.

The Italian one is how to stop a Polish tank. oOo:

LMAO those rule.

Yeah, those rock. lmao happy:

the german and italian 1 r funny lol

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