undocumented windows errors
 

found this on the internet:

Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found. MicroSoft forgot to explain them in the manuals

WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger

WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet

WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive

WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments

WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened

WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB

WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Rame needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside

WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside

WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside

WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside

WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?

WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a
new one. Old windows license is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The
virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 Bytes available.

Aha it is horibly true.. stupid windows

windows pwns your dman mac osx or your dman linux crap. why use all the other junk when you coud run every single software on the planet with the windows 98. forget windows xp crappy visual junk, every body uses that and thinks it sucks. use the most stable version you asshats

windows pwns your dman mac osx or your dman linux crap. why use all the other junk when you coud run every single software on the planet with the windows 98. forget windows xp crappy visual junk, every body uses that and thinks it sucks. use the most stable version you asshats

windows pwns your dman mac osx or your dman linux crap. why use all the other junk when you coud run every single software on the planet with the windows 98. forget windows xp crappy visual junk, every body uses that and thinks it sucks. use the most stable version you asshats

good job germ you windows 98 lock up evil: lol

i use 98
xp looks like its made for fucking 4 year olds oOo:

[quote="Super 61":ccc3e]i use 98
xp looks like its made for fucking 4 year olds oOo:[/quote:ccc3e]

no kidding, what is it with those looney-toons taskbars and windows

oh and Germ, sure windows 98 can THEORETICALLY run any software, but it gets random "illegal operation" errors if you run anything besides solitaire, word, and explorer

LOL thats good stuff, alot of it is true.