getting back at a b*tch of a boss
 

I have a manager at work who is such a bitch. She shows no appreciation for the work we do and all she does is boss us around like we don't know how to do her jobs, when in fact, she's the one who doesn't know how to be a manager. She also shows us no respect...

...which is why i want to get back at her.

Do you know of any covert ways of getting back at someone? For example, I have an idea of filling out dozens of magazine subscription cards with her name and address. Anyone else have ideas like that?

Put a contract out on your boss. Worked for me.

please explain what u mean by this

You know, "hit" "clip" "whack"

Fucking christ, don't you ever watch gangster movies?


Kids these days, totally uncultured.

take something of hers
key her car
destroy her mailbox
slash her tires

shoot her with a sniper rifle
rape her 1st born
and kill her cat

ohhhhh, this is gonna be a fun thread, i can tell already.... evil: evil: happy: happy:

My bitch of a boss has a thing against me and not so long ago i received this letter from her. Its all in caps as she typed it on the shops computer, which is easier to read in caps. There is little punctuation as the computer doesn't allow those keys to be used. Its not meant for word processing.
Anyway, here is her letter, and my responce.


"Global Video

22 May 2003

DEAR CHRIS

ENTITLEMENT TO FREE FILMS

FOR AN INDEFINATE PERIOD YOUR ENTITLEMENT TO ANY TYPE OF FREE FILM IS WITHDRAWN.

THAT MEANS YOU NO LONGER HAVE A DISCOUNT CARD AND YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO TAKE HOME FILMS BEFORE THEIR RELEASE DATE.

ALL MEMBERS OF STAFF HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY LETTER AND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE HOME OR HIRE FILMS ON YOUR BEHALF. DO NOT ASK THEM TO DO THIS FOR YOU. ANY MEMBER OF STAFF FOUND HIRING FILMS FOR YOU WILL RESULT IN ALL STAFF HIRES BEING WITHDRAWN.

THIS ACTION IS A DIRECT RESULY OF YOUR ACTIONS REGARDING THE HIRE OF A DVD ON AN OTHER MEMBER OF STAFFS CARD WITH OUT THIER KNOWLEDGE.

YOU MAY STILL HIRE ON YOUR STAFF CARD IF YOU WISH.

YOURS SINCERELY


SHEILA SWALES"

My responce:

"Desk of Chris Gough

25 may 2003

Grammatical Errors.

If you wish to issue a punishment like this to me, please speak to me in direct confrontation and not insult my intelligence with a letter like that containing the following grammatical errors;

"indefinate" - indefinite.
"with out" - without.
"an other" - another
"thier" - their

Yours sincerly

Chris Gough"

She never said anything about it, and my punishment was withdrawn a few days later. She has been a bit nicer towards me too.

The best thing you can do to get back at her is to bang her. Yup, bang her real nice and good and tell everyone the next day that she sucks in bed. That'll damage her image and you'll be hailed as the "stud king" for banging the boss.

the only problem is when your boss is fat and ugly and old hake:

key her car. walk right by it and dig it in real deep. that will cost here about 100 for the paint freak: then ejaculate in her coffee

if only i knew what her car looked like... and no, i'm not a kid, i don't watch gangster movies....


i still like the magazine subscription idea

[quote="con Brio":acbda]if only i knew what her car looked like... and no, i'm not a kid, i don't watch gangster movies....


i still like the magazine subscription idea[/quote:acbda]
if you were really dedicated you would find out. go stalker mode

hack her computer ed:

Find her car, make sure noone is looking, and make sure its been sitting there for 2/3 hours, go under her car, remove the oil sump plug, drain the oil into a plastic bag (with no holes in it), replace plug. dispose of bag somwhere.
Watch her start her car at the end of the day. laugh when her engine fucks up.

Stick a piece of bologna on her hood on a hot day, it will remove a circle of paint.

Piss on something she owns

Eat her first born

Bleach her lawn

Throw clear marbles in her lawn, then when she goes to mow it ... BAM!