How would u get revenge?
 

My mom has pissed me off more then any human being imaginable and i really want to get back at her. What things do u do to get back people that wont physically harm them?

fill the shampoo bottle with soap/vice versa

Thats pathetic dude. That wont do anything.

Whack her.

well what did she do?

jizz on her in TEH N1GH7!111111

does she check your history? Is so fill it with homepages for really bad retirement homes

Depends what she did. The best revenge is doing what they did, back to them.

Tell us what she did first, so we can decide wether its your fault for making her do something to piss you off, or wether your mum really is annoying.

Well first she was talking with her friends about how she would have a better life without me and my sister and how she would have alot more money. She kicked me out of the house a couple years ago. She also cheated on my dad when they were still married, and shes just a complete bitch most of the time and tonight she really pissed me off by saying that shes not gonna take me to drivers ed and so im gonna have to drop out and i only have two weeks left.

[quote="Bean 2":58113]Well first she was talking with her friends about how she would have a better life without me and my sister and how she would have alot more money. She kicked me out of the house a couple years ago. She also cheated on my dad when they were still married, and shes just a complete bitch most of the time and tonight she really pissed me off by saying that shes not gonna take me to drivers ed and so im gonna have to drop out and i only have two weeks left.[/quote:58113]

That's it?

Fuck, I thought she smoked your stash or something.

[quote=Innoxx]That's it?

Fuck, I thought she smoked your stash or something.[/quote:9f2a8]

Well not everyones life is as fucked up as urs innoxx.

[quote="Bean 2":0c19c]Well first she was talking with her friends about how she would have a better life without me and my sister and how she would have alot more money. She kicked me out of the house a couple years ago. She also cheated on my dad when they were still married, and shes just a complete bitch most of the time and tonight she really pissed me off by saying that shes not gonna take me to drivers ed and so im gonna have to drop out and i only have two weeks left.[/quote:0c19c]

Ya know what Id do? Treat her like fucking shit. Make her feel worthless. When youre on the phone say something about how you hate her. When you turn 18 never look back dont call her dont talk to her live your own life. and if youre close to living on your own tell her to fuck off avoid her completely.

So, she kicked you out two years ago but im assuming you moved back in right?
If she is such a bitch, dont depend on her to do things for you. find your own way to drivers ed. get a mate to take you, or get the bus.
Be your own man. Be better than your mum. make a life for yourself, BY yourself. and then when you leave home and have your house and car and successful job, turn around to and say "i always hated you, cheating worthless bitch"

Its funny how she thinks that when im older im gonna take care of her. Yea right that bitch could die for all i care. Im not gonna do shit for her when im older. Im gonna put her in a home until she rots.