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09-11-2003 06:43 AM

world's biggest SUV
 
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/autos/p ... enesisxxx1


All I have to say is I reserve the right to blow up anyone who can't fit that monstrosity into ONE standard parking spot (without half a car's length sticking out into the road)

Old Reliable 09-11-2003 07:20 AM

1 mile per gallon? and all this just to compensate for a small dick. when are they gonna start handing out bazookas to the public

09-11-2003 07:34 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":b49ed]1 mile per gallon? and all this just to compensate for a small dick. when are they gonna start handing out bazookas to the public[/quote:b49ed]

the bazookas come after that monster hits the streets, most will be more than mildly amused by those things eating up 2-3 parking spots and soccer moms plodding along at a steady 20mph in them (while taking up both lanes biggrin: )

V.A.C. 09-11-2003 08:00 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":72d74][quote="Old Reliable":72d74]1 mile per gallon? and all this just to compensate for a small dick. when are they gonna start handing out bazookas to the public[/quote:72d74]

the bazookas come after that monster hits the streets, most will be more than mildly amused by those things eating up 2-3 parking spots and soccer moms plodding along at a steady 20mph in them (while taking up both lanes biggrin: )[/quote:72d74]

While talking on their cellphone

gtboys34 09-11-2003 08:10 AM

while calling hubby back @ home asking about sarah ( her daughter)

sry about the detailed stereotyping of soccer moms

Bazooka_Joe 09-11-2003 08:25 AM

[quote:6ae44]Hull conceived the Genesis XXX for the express purpose of building an SUV so politically incorrect no mainline automaker would touch it. The biblically themed Genesis XXX is thus a pie-in-your-face statement aimed directed at the anti-SUV juggernaut and such high-profile croakers as California socialite-politician Arianna Huffington, who recently helped finance and promote a series of TV ads deriding SUVs and their owners for their supposed selfishness and the helping hand they provide to Middle Eastern despots by slurping up so much foreign oil.
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Wow, talk about an asshole with way too much time on his hands, and too much money in his pocket.

09-11-2003 08:28 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":d80fe][quote:d80fe]Hull conceived the Genesis XXX for the express purpose of building an SUV so politically incorrect no mainline automaker would touch it. The biblically themed Genesis XXX is thus a pie-in-your-face statement aimed directed at the anti-SUV juggernaut and such high-profile croakers as California socialite-politician Arianna Huffington, who recently helped finance and promote a series of TV ads deriding SUVs and their owners for their supposed selfishness and the helping hand they provide to Middle Eastern despots by slurping up so much foreign oil.
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Wow, talk about an asshole with way too much time on his hands, and too much money in his pocket.[/quote:d80fe]

it'll be funny though if his plan backfires because no one wants to be made fun of for driving a bus, and he'll go broke

Bazooka_Joe 09-11-2003 08:36 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":20529]when are they gonna start handing out bazookas to the public[/quote:20529]

NOW we're talking! I've been asking Disney to do this for years before going on It's A Small World After All heh

ED! 09-11-2003 09:26 AM

Satire is a lost art.

Old Reliable 09-11-2003 10:40 AM

lol...that snickers commercial where the guy is drivng that SUV "european spec surround sound...I'm making a call...overseas." friggin hilarious

Sergeant_Scrotum 09-11-2003 02:49 PM

now thats a satisfing crunch! evil:

gtboys34 09-11-2003 04:33 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":f0398]lol...that snickers commercial where the guy is drivng that SUV "european spec surround sound...I'm making a call...overseas." friggin hilarious[/quote:f0398] lol yea, "it only comes in gunmetal and black. I chose gunmetal"<---------- classic american guy

Short Hand 09-11-2003 04:50 PM

il take my ford excursion.....


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